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SOCCERROO FOX

The Tinder Thread

By SOCCERROO FOX, in General Chat

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Rincewind

Rincewind

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YOU CAN'T JUST REWRITE THE PAST KEN

Maybe not but If I see a typo in someones post I don't make two pages of comments about it I ignore it. If I pointed out errors of everone on here I would soon be moaned at. Some people are such fusspots and have nothing better to do.

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General Smuts

General Smuts

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Can't wait to see myself quoted in the Daily Mail.

 

User General Smuts gleefully posts images of his conversations with Ruth, 24 who is clearly only looking for love and is getting nothing but cheeky one liners in return. He is the forums de-facto Tom Hopper. Extrapolating from here we can only imagine that he definitely enjoys having tongues wag (if you know what i'm saying). 

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DennisNedry

DennisNedry

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I can't work out females lol

 

Each first date I am going on seems to get more promising than the last but still turns to nothing.

 

The most recent actually said to me 'I hope you want to see my again' twice towards the end of our date and 'don't go cold on me'. Arranged a second date no problem, then she cancelled with the excuse of 'not feeling well'. I played it cool and casually, and upon trying to message her again a few days later to re-arrange I've been completely blanked. Women, eh?

 

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Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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Una ain't actually banned he dead I found this transcript hidden in fantastical online cyberspace

- hey Bonita how u u don't look like u r from around here!!!

- yh I ain't uno I am from Havana Cuba

- Oh cool I have never been is it warm and do you all like to party

- o we like to party air if you catch my drift as it were

- r u talkin about alcohol and sexual practices bonita

- yh I am Cuba till I die

- wow I am simply staggered what A women

- hehe u funny uno so what's ur home address?!??!

- my address is [ removed for data protection purposes ]

- o I no that estate pretty upmarket annd some good pubs 4 that retreat we crave

- yh I enjoy it fairly peaceful tho sometimes I can get lonely

- I will come to the aforementioned address specified an keep you company

- Oh cool for cuddles and spooning and that

- unfortunately not una I am the member of a prominent and violent central American drugs cartel and plan to use you as a decoy when trafficking drugs

- lol ur a joker c u in 5 bonita

- hehehehehe yh c u then

Hate to say it lads but it doesn't look great on paper

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