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The Tinder Thread

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Nod.E

Nod.E

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19 is fine for a 23 year old.

 

The rule is half your age plus seven for the limit.

 

23/2 = 11.5 + 7 = 18.5

 

:thumbup:

Great news!  :D 

This weekend isn't happening cause she's away, but we have a number #prayfornods

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Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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I matched a bot who I had mutual friends with this is ****ed now man I'm out bots win

 

sometimes they aint mutual friends no more it's based on people they 'may know' from your friends list so if someone went to Kings College who you match with and you also have a pal who went to the aforementioned college then it'll show as a common connection

BOTS BE GOING COLLEGE

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well that explains why i had so many friends for a bit

wish bots were real tho I matched one so fit I screenshotted it for this message but then deleted it out of shame cos bots don't count. they're like celebs, bots only date bots

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Miquel The Work Geordie

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I legitimately forgot I was in real life and not on tinder earlier when a young lady woman commented that my shirt looked like it had pears on it. My reply 'ooh what a lovely pair'.

6 cans of Red Stripe will do that to a man.

 

FUNNILY ENOUGH I HAVE THE ONLINE TRANSCRIPT OF THIS EXCHANGE AS IT CONTINUED LATER INTO THE EARLY HOURS OF THE NIGHT AND TO BE HONEST IT SHOWS SMUT IN A V V GAY LIGHT, EVEN GAYER THAN ME AFTER I CRIED SOLIDLY FOR A WEEK THAT EVERYONE LEFT ME FOR THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

 

- hey bae its me smuts from earlier with the pear tee

- ohhhh hey smut hows u lolllll that t was so funny ahahaha

- yh i no that why i reference it as i was making reference to somethin u found funny earlier 

- haha yh it was pretty funny

- so any way u enjoy LOGFEST that we went to that runs june 6th - 9th at Skelmersdale town hall?

- it was alright thanks seen all my fave acts like G4 an another level but without dane

- yh another level without dane were v v tight great performers

- lollll smuts u saying you found men v tight?!

- i appreciate performance and the objective beauty of the male form but no i dont find them physically attractive i am 110 persen a flaming heterosapien

- lollllllllll smut u make me laugh ;-------0

- hehe yh i no

- i find it so cute wehn guys say hehe

- hehe oh u cutie

- wot can i say i use rimmel london an maybeline so i got that london look ;----)

- haha maybe i can see your london eye ;(

- wot do u mean ay ;--------------)))))))

- i mean your fadge an your honeyed lining

- oh smuts u r so naughty!

- smut by name smut by nature imo tbqh

- hehe i like it

- im so horny

- me too smuts ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;--)

- tell me u want me

- i want u smutty

- say it

- i want u ;p

- tell me what u wanna do to me im close im so close

- well what i'd really like to do with you is incite racial hatred in suburbian bedfordshire oh man that gets me off

- ;o

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