The Tinder Thread

[Samilktray]

You really do have to worry, the lads loved up and he's not even sampled her lady garDen.

[Soar Fox]

You really do have to worry, the lads loved up and he's not even sampled her lady garDen.

He's just enjoying the ride.

Edited 18 June 2015 by Steve_Walsh5

[SystonFox]

The Ride

[Rincewind]

Rides can be bumpy.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hope he's got silky ball work like the proper DENilson

Also lets hope he enjoys that ride that smooth ride he craves ;{|

[Stadt]

Denson's for beds ayyyyyy

[Wymsey]

Dent it like Beckham.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

dennnnnnnnnnnn ;^]

Dent it like Beckham.

I swear to god man you're 'Pool with a different handle

[Webbo]

Den of iniquity.

[Wymsey]

dennnnnnnnnnnn ;^]

I swear to god man you're 'Pool with a different handle

Don't know who he is as he's on 'ignore'.

Keep thinking he's related to kingfox, who seems odd to be honest.

Edited 18 June 2015 by Wymeswold fox

[Finnegan]

They're all just jealous, Den. Enjoy it pal.

[ScouseFox]

yeah you could say we were all in DENial

[cambridgefox]

Dent;

[DennisNedry]

Running out of +1's, some of these are hilarious  

 

She's asked me to go see her Saturday evening and sleep overnight, and we've already got plans together for all of Sunday 

 

Staying the night is pending her mums approval, but I met her briefly on Wednesday and she seems nice and seems to like me so here's hoping!

3 hours shift? Is she on a zero hours contract.

 

It's usually 5 hour shifts she does but they were overstaffed so she got out early 

[Unabomber]

Tbf Den you didn't ever have many matches if I recall, so just like your 3 lettered starting with D counterpart, you have a solid conversion rate.

Mine is shocking.

[kingcarr21]

Running out of +1's, some of these are hilarious  

 

She's asked me to go see her Saturday evening and sleep overnight, and we've already got plans together for all of Sunday 

 

Staying the night is pending her mums approval, but I met her briefly on Wednesday and she seems nice and seems to like me so here's hoping!

 

It's usually 5 hour shifts she does but they were overstaffed so she got out early 

Invite the mum in aswel. You could be onto something pretty awesome saturday night.

[ScouseFox]

Invite the mum in aswel. You could be onto something pretty awesome saturday night.

imo he's denned if he does an denned if he dont

Edited 19 June 2015 by ScouseFox

[Samilktray]

Crikey you've met the rents already, you'll be married by Halloween.

[Rincewind]

Even  the mother fancies den win win siyuation

[Basildon Fox]

Dirty Den.

[Carl the Llama]

Dennis the MANace.

[DennisNedry]

Her mum has said I can stay over.

 

Have to sleep on the sofa this time, but she says she'll let us share a bed when we've been together a bit longer. I'm picking her up from work at 8pm and we'll be going straight to hers. And her mum isn't back until about 10-11pm we're going to be home alone for a good while 

 

 

Tbf Den you didn't ever have many matches if I recall, so just like your 3 lettered starting with D counterpart, you have a solid conversion rate.

Mine is shocking.

 

I know mate I only got the odd match here and there, and only 3 dates in all those months (and only one of those 3 was any good).

 

But yeah this girl is from POF,  I've found the girls on there are much more genuine and looking for relationships. But you lads are after quick shags so I'd stick with Tinder for that if I were you 

[Merging Cultures]

ne'er dry Nedry.

[Soar Fox]

And her mum isn't back until about 10-11pm we're going to be home alone for a good while

Alright stud stop showing off.

I only need a few minutes. :knockynotnice:

[Merging Cultures]

Alright stud stop showing off.

I only need a few minutes. :knockynotnice:

 

Minutes you say? Bragger.