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The Tinder Thread

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Soar Fox

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I'm 22, she's 21. To be fair to her mum she says she'll let us share a bed when we've been seeing each other longer.

We've got a day planned together on Sunday. A lot easier for me to stay over than drive all the way home late Saturday night then back again Sunday morning.

Also apparently her mum will be leaving for work at 6am, so we're gonna move to her bed when she's left. :knockynice:

Can somebody else have some news? Feels like I'm taking over the thread!

So is tonight then night then dirty den?

Make sure you knock a tactical one out an hour or so before you get on the wicket.

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Finnegan

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who was it lol ?

No names mentioned but I hear he moved to London a while ago.

Also I think I still have the meme screenshot somewhere. lol every time I mention that he PMs me to ask me to be less of a twat, though.

Ah man, you have to occasionally miss the unmoderated childishness of live chat.

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whoareyaaa

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Not liking this internet dating malarkey so far, 1st date so I picked her up and she was nothing like her picture body wise lol but I'm a nice guy so I thought I would treat her for the night, and the hotel was pre-booked (her suggestion) so we had a few drinks in town and went back to the hotel... this is when things turned!

 

So we done the business we was pretty gone by this point and we decided to go sleep, this is where it all went wrong... so I'm happily sleeping away to be woke up by her she goes to me, I don't know what's happened I said what do you mean, she lifted the quilt up and honestly she had only gone and shit herself not a little bit either I'm talking full blown big circle of muddy shit, the rest is history.

 

I'm still having flashbacks two weeks later.

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Not liking this internet dating malarkey so far, 1st date so I picked her up and she was nothing like her picture body wise  lol but I'm a nice guy so I thought I would treat her for the night, and the hotel was pre-booked (her suggestion) so we had a few drinks in town and went back to the hotel... this is when things turned!

 

So we done the business we was pretty gone by this point and we decided to go sleep, this is where it all went wrong... so I'm happily sleeping away to be woke up by her she goes to me, I don't know what's happened I said what do you mean, she lifted the quilt up and honestly she had only gone and shit herself not a little bit either I'm talking full blown big circle of muddy shit, the rest is history.

 

I'm still having flashbacks two weeks later.

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Soar Fox

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Not liking this internet dating malarkey so far, 1st date so I picked her up and she was nothing like her picture body wise lol but I'm a nice guy so I thought I would treat her for the night, and the hotel was pre-booked (her suggestion) so we had a few drinks in town and went back to the hotel... this is when things turned!

So we done the business we was pretty gone by this point and we decided to go sleep, this is where it all went wrong... so I'm happily sleeping away to be woke up by her she goes to me, I don't know what's happened I said what do you mean, she lifted the quilt up and honestly she had only gone and shit herself not a little bit either I'm talking full blown big circle of muddy shit, the rest is history.

I'm still having flashbacks two weeks later.

Anal on the first :knockynice:

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