The Tinder Thread

[Finnegan]

He'll have to Danny/Danny/Danny/Danny Drinkwater then.

[Simo86]

Yeah that was basically purely for you and possibly Simo.

 

Haha yeah I know the score

 

August 8th chaps?

 

Sounds like a plan

[Rincewind]

I started to go to the Kings Head to listen to the game. Only been in Taps a couple of times. I think I missed some of you who said they were going in last time. Will it be upstairs?

[Tincy]

I'm back in the game

[LankyStreak]

Happy to help:

 

"Eh up Tizerfanny, I would ruin you like Ebola"

 

"Oi, Fantapants, I want to get inside you like a smear test - brief, clinical, embarrassing"

 

"Hey Firefud.  Be careful,.  Women can get pregnant just by responding to my messages"

 

"Hi there Orangu-fanny. Are you familiar with the 'big O'?  I loved Ormondroyd. Great player."

 

"Good evening Coppercvnt, Just so you know, I have skills in the boudoir that would make you shake like Michael J Fox"

 

 

Was just looking back through this thread to see when I first spotted it and saw this beauty, in relation to someone asking how to chat up a ginger I think. The amount of work hours lost to catching up on this thread would probably be enough to clear the national debt!

Edited 25 June 2015 by LankyStreak

[General Smuts]

Just seen that Union FS are holding a 5 a side tourney. The PUFFS fancy it? 11th July at St Mags.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just seen that Union FS are holding a 5 a side tourney. The PUFFS fancy it? 11th July at St Mags.

 

I'll be at Beni otherwise I'd be up for this. I remember when you and me were together in the last tourny, we were the Megson-era Leicester of that day. Didn't concede, didn't score - but the hair, oh the lovely, lovely hair.

Edited 25 June 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

im busy atm that weekend too, shame we wouldve won by miles 

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Just matched with the woman with the biggest norks in the UK. As in unofficially officially, I shit you not.

 

Apparently quite famous for it.

 

 

She's a hound though.

[EnderbyFox]

[General Smuts]

I'll be at Beni otherwise I'd be up for this. I remember when you and me were together in the last tourny, we were the Megson-era Leicester of that day. Didn't concede, didn't score - but the hair, oh the lovely, lovely hair.

The flowing locks were not matched by flowing football.

[ScouseFox]

you dont look like youd be any good at footy smuts no offence 

[EnderbyFox]

you dont look like youd be any good at footy smuts no offence 

 

Good post

[Stadt]

But Smuts has captured the essence of Zlatan

[Unabomber]

Who is up for the 8th then?

me

mtwg

scouse

simo

smuts

?

des?

Needy nedry?

enderby? fox

Edited 25 June 2015 by Unabomber

[ScouseFox]

fingers crossed ? can attend 

[Wymsey]

Lamby can bring a few good-looking Southern London ladies in.

[Unabomber]

fingers crossed ? can attend 

voll blau too he seems legit

Lamby can bring a few good-looking Southern London ladies in.

lamby aint invited - to anything - ever

Edited 25 June 2015 by Unabomber

[StanSP]

Who is up for the 8th then?

me

mtwg

scouse

simo

smuts

?

des?

Needy nedry?

enderby? fox

 

love how i don't even exist in life any more.

[ScouseFox]

also can't believe you put yourself top of the list that's not legit 

[Unabomber]

I'll do a new list don't cry

 

stan

ken

col

des

desperate den

?

smuts

me

mtwg

voll blau

enderby

simo

mattp

finnygun

scouse

Edited 25 June 2015 by Unabomber

[ScouseFox]

can't believe you ain't inviting smuts or des or nedders 

[Unabomber]

man writing lists is hard

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

You can google her. Claire Smedley, proper dog but LL/MM tats/

[Tincy]

have a good one lads