The Tinder Thread

[Stadt]

[EnderbyFox]

You can google her. Claire Smedley, proper dog but LL/MM tats/

 

Kinell, I wouldn't ride her into battle. She's got a face like a bulldog eating a lemon 

 

 

I'll try and make the 8th chaps, is it at Taps?

[Tincy]

You can google her. Claire Smedley, proper dog but LL/MM tats/

what the **** is that

[Unabomber]

you even 18 lad?

Kinell, I wouldn't ride her into battle. She's got a face like a bulldog eating a lemon 

 

 

I'll try and make the 8th chaps, is it at Taps?

be rude not to be

[Stadt]

you even 18 lad?

be rude not to be

no but it's the thought that counts

[Unabomber]

I thought you weren't old enough so that's good thinking from me.

[Voll Blau]

voll blau too he seems legit

lamby aint invited - to anything - ever

 

Love a scoop or two, me.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Opened with 'so, glamour model? Bet that's because you're so pretty' - she thought I was being serious. Awks.

[Ross-Kemp]

Thanks for the invite Ooona

[Unabomber]

right everyone is invited cept lamby and kingfox

[EnderbyFox]

What about babylad? 

[Unabomber]

hes sound

[ScouseFox]

im only coming if its an exclusive event 

[Unabomber]

i'll get on my final list

[The Year Of The Fox]

Haha yeah I know the score

 

 

Sounds like a plan

I'll be game if I can jump in with you

[General Smuts]

you dont look like youd be any good at footy smuts no offence

I used to be alright - like everyone did I played for city for a couple of years when I was younger. Then I started drinking and 'skateboarding' and stopped playing regularly.

Got back into fives at uni - my head still knows where the balls going but my legs aren't quick enough to get there. One minute I can float a ball through that is sublime and all the other minutes I look ridiculous.

[ScouseFox]

yeah sure bet you're like a white mark de vries 

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

I used to be alright - like everyone did I played for city for a couple of years when I was younger. Then I started drinking and 'skateboarding' and stopped playing regularly.

Got back into fives at uni - my head still knows where the balls going but my legs aren't quick enough to get there. One minute I can float a ball through that is sublime and all the other minutes I look ridiculous.

 

Sounds pretty ominous.

[Beliall]

Probably a poser like me, bought a board, learned to stay on it, but ultimately carried it everywhere

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Imposters. I was epic at skateboarding.

[General Smuts]

I'm using skateboarding as a euphemism guys.

I play with the movement of Jan Molby, the quick feet of Richard Dunne and the finishing of David Nugent this season.

[The Year Of The Fox]

I fancy myself as a david beckham when it comes to accurate passing. And david jason when it comes to fitness

[ScouseFox]

the dream P.U.F.F.s line up;

 

goalie red ness obviously 

 

at the back - like wasyl n huth but scarier its scouse n mtwg 

 

midfield kings - maybe nearly as good looking as matty james its una n simo

 

up top - he peuts he scores carl cort in disguise its gen smuts 

 

bench - den n des (n rolf) 

 

 

 

i am legit a superb footballer i know i know i don't like to brag but crikey. 

[Stadt]

hey i can play the football bit (I got subbed as a sub by my OWN DAD so i aint very good) but just not the taps bit

[ScouseFox]

hey i can play the football bit (I got subbed as a sub by my OWN DAD so i aint very good) but just not the taps bit

BENCH