The Tinder Thread

[whoareyaaa]

Just spit on it Den it will save you a bit of money mate.

[Soar Fox]

Who uses dobbers these days?

Just go in bareback

[DennisNedry]

I'm gonna stop posting on this thread for a while because it's derailing the Tinder goings on big time!

[SystonFox]

Create a new thread for yourself Dendry

DenDRY.

I'm done

[ScouseFox]

so many DESert puns lined up thinking it was des posting these dry stories. DENied the chance to use them now. 

[Carl the Llama]

Someone's not been watering the garDEN.

[Voll Blau]

She's not flowing like the River Denube.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Never got the we had sex 5 times thing, just says one thing to me. Lack of stamina. If you want to be a sexual tyrannosaurus then you bang from sunset to sunrise and just paste patty once.

[Ollie93]

Create a new thread for yourself Dendry

DenDRY.

I'm done

   

[orangecity23]

[Stadt]

good grief DENfold

[Jattdogg]

Sense of DENegration going on???

[ScouseFox]

well there was definitely no conDENsation that's for sure

[orangecity23]

No moisture? Sounds like a localised drought. Climate change DENier.

[Vacamion]

[Posting from Glasgow]

Och aye pal, you need tae make sure her

DEN ISNE DRY,

before you start tae pump her...

Edited 15 July 2015 by Vacamion

[Jattdogg]

No moisture? Sounds like a localised drought. Climate change DENier.

Definitely not sodDen.

[Unabomber]

Man I need stop stopping round my tinder lover's on a work night, 5:30 drive home.

Den you coming to the tinder party (no girls allowed) on the 8th? Hope wymeswold is coming.

[Tincy]

feels like I've done a night shift

[General Smuts]

Young but I'm making millions to work the night shift.

[johnny the fox]

Offline dating...check out the film half way down...http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/15/offline-dating-buzz-tinder-dating-apps?

[BrokenRecord]

Any serious tips? I ain't tried tinder, but tried okcupid and can't seem to get a response. Thank you dear parents for blessing me with this face

[Unabomber]

Any serious tips? I ain't tried tinder, but tried okcupid and can't seem to get a response. Thank you dear parents for blessing me with this face

All about the face pal

[Jattdogg]

Any serious tips? I ain't tried tinder, but tried okcupid and can't seem to get a response. Thank you dear parents for blessing me with this face

If you are hung like a moose then use that as your tinder picture. Always some ladies out there who will devour your monster even if you look like wayne rooney

[EnderbyFox]

Any serious tips? I ain't tried tinder, but tried okcupid and can't seem to get a response. Thank you dear parents for blessing me with this face

Sounds like you need advice from FT's resident Casanova. Drop him a PM lad, his name is Des

[ScouseFox]

Any serious tits?

 

yeah ask una for a pm