The Tinder Thread

[Merging Cultures]

It may come as a shock but I'm not really Steve Walsh.

 

I can't trust you or Tincy. 

[The Year Of The Fox]

Shouldn't this thread be called Tincey Exposed?

[SystonFox]

Plot twist and a half

NOT.

****s sake Tincewind we all knew it anyway

[The Horse's Mouth]

Anybody thing Tincy is DT's lovechild?

[Carl the Llama]

I think this is the perfect time for me to come clean too.  I am not actually a Llama and my name isn't even Carl.  My whole FT life is a sham.

[Christoph]

I've been thinking the same, but then has this person been committing to it for FIVE years since the profile was signed up?

 

When you start thinking that maybe it really is just some bloke actually trying to impress everyone with stories about shagging a rape victim it becomes even sadder.

 

No but seriously. I know him in real life and he really did have a girlfriend for that length of time. 

[Soar Fox]

No but seriously. I know him in real life and he really did have a girlfriend for that length of time.

Hi Tincy

[Ross-Kemp]

It may come as a shock but I'm not really Steve Walsh.

Likewise, I'm not really Ross-Kemp.

[Facecloth]

I'm not really a facecloth.

[Webbo]

I really am Webbo, or am I?

[Asha]

No but seriously. I know him in real life and he really did have a girlfriend for that length of time. 

 

Ok Christoph

 

If this guy was real and I knew him in real life, I'm not sure I'd admit to it to be honest.

Edited 11 August 2015 by Asha

[Stadt]

it may come as a surprise but I'm not a wookie

[Finnaldo]

I'm not even a Brazilian stud, there's only so far I can play it till Stan or Wookie expose me on a Twitter.

I'm really a Portuguese stud.

[Wymsey]

I'm not based in Wymeswold anymore.

[ScouseFox]

I'm not based in Wymeswold anymore.

im in tears

[DennisNedry]

I'm not really the fat computer nerd embryo stealer from Jurassic Park.

[Frank to be]

I'm not Frank sidebottom and I don't even wear a hat never mind a head helmet mask

I don't steal hub caps

Give over

[Webbo]

I'm not Frank sidebottom and I don't even wear a hat never mind a head helmet mask

A lot of us suspect you're not who you say you are.

[DennisNedry]

I'm not Frank sidebottom and I don't even wear a hat never mind a head helmet mask

 

Is your avatar a blow up doll for blokes who fantasise about rape?

[Frank to be]

A lot of us suspect you're not who you say you are.

I don't know why that would be the case, I've only said I'm Frank, not like I'm pretending to be Alanis Morissette

[EnderbyFox]

I'm not Frank sidebottom and I don't even wear a hat never mind a head helmet mask

Give over

 

You might not be, but your name is an anagram of broken fat and I suspect you're both of those chief 

[Frank to be]

What I'm under attack

Retreat

Retreat!

[EnderbyFox]

[cambridgefox]

Hello boys.Who wants to swipe right ( or is it left) im not a bot either.

[Samilktray]

I just don't know what's real anymore.