The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Una   I like the modification on the pick up line I posted the other day, god knows how you have the balls to ask that

 

It was my modification, **** you Des you diamond dog

[Des.]

It was my modification, **** you Des you diamond dog

My mistake, your modification then

[Unabomber]

Yeah I used MTWG's accidental mod fellas.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Steve's awfully quiet...

[Unabomber]

Una   I like the modification on the pick up line I posted the other day, god knows how you have the balls to ask that

Asking something like that will get you a response straight the way, you will either:

• Get unmatched 
• Find a slut
• Find someone with a sense of humour

Whereas a "Hey" will lead you in to a whole galaxy of uncertainty.

[Stadt]

Steve's awfully quiet...

It's the shame and the guilt.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

In my experience, no one replies to 'hey,' you're digging your own grave with that one Des

[Merging Cultures]

Asking something like that will get you a response straight the way, you will either:

( a )Get unmatched

( B )Find a slut

( c )Find someone with a sense of humour

Whereas a "Hey" will lead you in to a whole galaxy of uncertainty.

Bnd whibh one bre you biming for?

B?

Edited 16 July 2014 by BaltimoreBlue

[General Smuts]

How do I cleanse my interests on Facebook? Some of these I liked 7 years ago and I can't for the life of me see why. Matching with someone else with an interest in the works of Marcel Proust (added to look like a pretentious ****) is a red flag!

[Finnegan]

Clearly doesn't work with this one..

Omfg lol ahahahha hahahahahhaha.

Lofty chats up birds on tinder with the same argumentative logic he posts on FT with. "of course it's a joke, I haven't actually seen your back pocket."

lol you are my new favourite in this thread.

[Simo86]

In my experience, no one replies to 'hey,' you're digging your own grave with that one Des

Hey has worked for me 

Not my usual opener though

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hey has worked for me 

Not my usual opener though

 

Ha, when I say "no one" I don't mean categorically absolutely no one, then again I've only really used it a handful of times. BACK BEFORE TINDER TURNED ME INTO EVEN MORE OF A SEX PEST

[One Legged Beaver]

Just to save yourselves from humiliation, 'my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in' is not a solid conversation starter...

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just to save yourselves from humiliation, 'my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in' is not a solid conversation starter...

 

Challenge accepted

[Beliall]

Just to save yourselves from humiliation, 'my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in' is not a solid conversation starter...

 

 

 

 

you guys want a challenge, try some of these.

 

 

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Pick-Up_Lines_of_All_Time

 

“You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer. "

 

"How much will a 20 get me?â€

 

"Mmmmmm.... flabwank."

 

“I bet you 100 quid you can't turn me hetero.â€

Edited 16 July 2014 by Beliall

[Fox92]

How do I cleanse my interests on Facebook? Some of these I liked 7 years ago and I can't for the life of me see why. Matching with someone else with an interest in the works of Marcel Proust (added to look like a pretentious ****) is a red flag!

 

Get on the "more" dropdown next to your friends tab then you'll see "likes". Unlike everything...

[JoeyB]

Hold steady.

and me

please boys.

in the process off re-doing my tinder after the delightfulness of this thread, thinking a suit and a pic of my uncles puppy together and bang, i'll need my wellies on and a stop sign outside my door hahaha

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I said to one the other day "you're so hot, can't we just have sex" and was on tenterhooks for the reply....

 

"wow bloody hell..." is all I got, no SGLF action for old Mick. She's still talking to me mind but it's tainted now, I've tainted it. Taint.

[Unabomber]

When I went through a period of just saying the Bob Marley line to everyone (at least 50) and I had about 7 replies,it makes me kind of regret not trying. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Yeah but you've separated wheat from chaff there Coxy la'

Edited 16 July 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Unabomber]

Yeah but you've separated wheat from chaff there Coxy la'

One way of looking at it. One of the few I didn't use the line on is the one who loves the office I will regret that as long as live or until I forget about it.

[Unabomber]

Bnd whibh one bre you biming for?

B?

Been there done that got the pussy pics shared them with the world. I just want a girl with sense of humour and looks of at least 85/100.

[C-man]

Anyone else keep trying to swipe right on this thread?

[StanSP]

One of you sociopaths must be following this...

 

 

 

Can easily be shortened to:

 

 

Demonstrate value

Engage physically

Separate entirely.

 

 

 

[The Blur]

This thread is the funniest thing to happen to FT in a long fvcking time. I really feel like I'm missing out on this by having a bird

 

 

Me too. It just dawned on me that my bird has been away on a girls holiday for two weeks and is flying home tomorrow and I MISSED TWO WEEKS OF OPPORTUNITY TO SIGN UP FOR TINDER.

 

 

Shoot me, my XY chromosomes deserve to be terminated.