The Tinder Thread

[Simo86]

MTWG how do you know Tincy? 

They Eiffel Towered a bird once....think she'd been mugged earlier in the day or something

[Grandad.]

They Eiffel Towered a bird once....think she'd been mugged earlier in the day or something

 

Makes sense! 

 

Seriously imagine though being that much of a twat to make a story up about banging a bird who was nearly raped the night before, I have been banned for a lot less on here, this kid has serious mental problems. that he still has that awful avatar as well, looks a right Burtons shopper. 

[EnderbyFox]

Burtons Shopper 

[HEGGSY]

[SystonFox]

Someone has to use the burtons shopper line now

[The Horse's Mouth]

 

When I watch old videos of the Baroness speaking in the commons it's hard not to get a thrill, she really was tremendously sultry with her actions and word and came across as very desirable.

 

A powerful intelligent woman who can put a man right in their place is an extremely sexy thing to watch, I'm just so glad the best there has ever been at it in the public eye was a Conservative. I can't imagine how it makes the feminists feel.

 

someone use this one please

[Danno]

someone use this one please

lol still makes me laugh reading that

[Tincy]

[Soar Fox]

Where's your photo gone tince?

[Tincy]

Where's your photo gone tince?

i tried to change it to a river island shopper one but it doesn't seem to be working

[Unabomber]

[1993fox]

my new game these days

 

swipe right

tell match that i didnt mean to swipe right

request her to block me as i cant unmatch anyone

let the chaos unravel itself

???

profit

 

works 60% of the time everytime

 

tinder is also ridiculously easy in asia. you get chinese girls looking for anything remotely foreign that even a simply tagline saying 'Leicester, England' will get you matches. makes me wish i was actually attracted to east asian women

Edited 13 August 2015 by 1993fox

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Just caught up about the last 30 pages of this thread and all I can say is bravo lads.

[kingcarr21]

Just caught up about the last 30 pages of this thread and all I can say is bravo lads.

We salute you for creating the thread. Some of the funniest posts ive seen are from this thread. Heres a medal for you.

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I was going to post pics of that Mexican broad until she pulled out of meeting and unmatched me, haven't been talking on Tinder for a few days now though, and we're talking serious girlfriend material here, I'm not having you lot d1ck in hand over my future wife, let's get that out the way.

 

 

im "dick in hand" over that pic sglf - i made no promises

[General Smuts]

Animal.

 

Any of you bunch of hoodlums on the gin with me in London tomorrow?

[Merging Cultures]

Animal.

Any of you bunch of hoodlums on the gin with me in London tomorrow?

If I was there, I'd buy you a double.

[General Smuts]

If I was there, I'd buy you a double.

My hero!!!

[Merging Cultures]

My hero!!!

I saw you checking me out last week. Your tache almost seduced me.

[Sharpe's Fox]

#tinderlikegump

[General Smuts]

I saw you checking me out last week. Your tache almost seduced me.

 

It has that effect on the ladies. And the fully grown men.

[Unabomber]

Don't rule out us not fully grown yet men.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Please tell me your still rocking the skinny jeans? A little too skinny that just draws the eye down to the package

[General Smuts]

Nothing but the finest mens leggings for me Roo.

[Unabomber]

my new game these days

 

My new game these days:

 

go on FT, go on general chat, go on how was your day, copy rincewind's latest post. Go on tinder, paste. Come back here, post.