The Tinder Thread

[MooseBreath]

this is 11/10 i am crying

- victor moses has found his level at stoke

- well im not sure mr crazy

so is this genuine attempt to get out of a relationship

ps i had to bump this thread cos i saw there was a "politics thread" and then mattp ken an moosebreath were arguing in the what grinds my gears thread thought i was just gonna quit the forum for good

dead

lol tears

crying

#ladbiblebants

dead

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

good bant moose tbf tbqh kiu ngl irl yan

[FireFox]

Just sent "I rape corpses" to a few matches who haven't messaged me back after a few days.

[ScouseFox]

glad moosebreath is back :cheekyhandemoji: :pleasegoaway:

[Samilktray]

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Matched a real notts - based peach this morning, went with what I thought was an absolute flames opener only to be unmatched right before my eyes. I screenshotted though so will post screenies later

**** you Sophie 25

[Stadt]

deffo gone to Australia

[Unabomber]

[Unabomber]

"sort of" we all know what that means

 

 

Matched a real notts - based peach this morning, went with what I thought was an absolute flames opener only to be unmatched right before my eyes. I screenshotted though so will post screenies later

**** you Sophie 25

[General Smuts]

Have to say lads that after finding out that the owner of Taps is an utterly vile inflamed scrotum covered in chins I will never set foot in there again.

There's a four letter word beginning with c that is too good for that ass hat.

[Unabomber]

Have to say lads that after finding out that the owner of Taps is an utterly vile inflamed scrotum covered in chins I will never set foot in there again.

There's a four letter word beginning with c that is too good for that ass hat.

What happened man

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

"sort of" we all know what that means

 

 

 

 

HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

 

Have to say lads that after finding out that the owner of Taps is an utterly vile inflamed scrotum covered in chins I will never set foot in there again.

There's a four letter word beginning with c that is too good for that ass hat.

 

What happened smuttey

[Unabomber]

 

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I wonder what happened to Smuts in Taps, I reckon he was personally insulted or got kicked out for being too loud

[Grandad.]

I'm going to say it was a fingering incident.

[Grandad.]

Four matches tonight of 7/10 or above rating, can tell the new students are in town. Poor girls.

[sphericalfox]

I'm going to say it was a fingering incident.

 

He fingered the owner?

[General Smuts]

He's a 6ft plus big ****er and bowled into Mod For It in town angrily screaming at my younger sister.

[Grandad.]

She probably lead him on, on Tinder and then unmatched him. He was within his rights. Sorry.

Edited 27 September 2015 by Grandad.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Is he the specs chap? And why?

[Unabomber]

She's a bot

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

London is a reyt bot name, like Arianna or Laurie

[General Smuts]

2 guys stole summat from the shop while she was working and went into Lamplighters, which he also owns, bragging about it.

Instead of taking the clothes off the little shits or calling the police or anything a rational non **** would do, he ran into the shop and starts screaming at the manager - my sister.

[Unabomber]

Four matches tonight of 7/10 or above rating, can tell the new students are in town. Poor girls.

pics man come on

[Facecloth]

2 guys stole summat from the shop while she was working and went into Lamplighters, which he also owns, bragging about it.

Instead of taking the clothes off the little shits or calling the police or anything a rational non **** would do, he ran into the shop and starts screaming at the manager - my sister.

How the **** did he come to the conclusion that was the right course of action? What was he shouting at your sister?