The Tinder Thread

[The Blur]

I might as well have a look at these pics una, given what I've been through, it might ease the literal pain.

 

 

I love how people now have started to make self-justified reasons to ask for pics. Hahahaha.

[Basingstoke Fox]

"It was nice talking to you".

 

Absolutely ****ing golden!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Laura, 23 is an Ipswich town fan, we've discussed ragging each other in a wacky warehouse AND Ian Marshall. She also hates MK Dons.

I feel like I've bagged voll blau's ideal woman (if voll blau is afie as I assume he is)

Ps - @smuts, she also remembers the rifles. It's heaven, this.

LOVEDAY FALLS IN LOVE YET AGAIN

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Laura, 23 is an Ipswich town fan, we've discussed ragging each other in a wacky warehouse AND Ian Marshall. She also hates MK Dons.

I feel like I've bagged voll blau's ideal woman (if voll blau is afie as I assume he is)

Ps - @smuts, she also remembers the rifles. It's heaven, this.

LOVEDAY FALLS IN LOVE YET AGAIN

 

Does she f..k on first dates?

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

I'm all seriousness I'm still tindering and hoping to put some pics up of the lucky ladies soon. All the best, sglf.

[Guest]

I find this a fascinating thread from a sociological pov but being just about the only guy who hasn't requested and doesn't see the interest in requesting a pic of a woman's slit does this make me gay or wholesome?

[Fox92]

Marilyn Monroe quote = Roy Hodgson 'Bin' pic

 

I hate the Monroe quotes. It always seems to be the same one though. "I'm selfish" or however it starts.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Fox92 has definitely got that quote as a bio, pretending he doesn't know it, there x

[Unabomber]

****ing Loveday. I tried "Can we just have sex?" and got unmatched in record time.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

****ing Loveday. I tried "Can we just have sex?" and got unmatched in record time.

Mines still talking but in a way like she thinks I'm mentally unhinged and doesn't wanna lose contact through fear of an incident happening, or something.

Good old Harriet, 21

[Mike Oxlong]

'Your vagina is like the weather. Once it's wet, it's time to go inside'.

Whenever I get a match, I promise to use this.

Try this one

"My knob tastes funny"

BAM!

Edited 17 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[ACF]

However, it's bloody depressing. Feels like I've spent all my savings on football stickers and not got a single shiny.

 

That has absolutely done me

 

 

 

Una, Loveday, Voll Blau, SGLF, you are true heroes.

[Manwell Pablo]

Clearly doesn't work with this one..

 

 

Not entirely sure how to break it to you lads, but I suspect on average the mirror in the back pocket I can see myself in your ass line is probably going to result in failure more times than it succeeds.

[Simo86]

Taking a BMW 4 Series convertible out for a test drive in a bit.....pic......tinder.........get my wellies on

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Not entirely sure how to break it to you lads, but I suspect on average the mirror in the back pocket I can see myself in your ass line is probably going to result in failure more times than it succeeds.

u wot

[Samilktray]

MTV need to give Loveday, Una, Uncle Albert & Kingfox there own Tinder related reality tv show.

[Simo86]

****ing Loveday. I tried "Can we just have sex?" and got unmatched in record time.

Just had a light bulb moment and realised who you are Una

[Facecloth]

Just had a light bulb moment and realised who you are Una

Why? Have you matched with him?

[Simo86]

Why? Have you matched with him?

Unfortunately not. I do know him so anything is possible.....

[FoxesAreBlue]

What do I do with this beauty?

Yay or Neigh?

Edited 17 July 2014 by FoxesAreBlue

[Unabomber]

Just had a light bulb moment and realised who you are Una

Get Oli on it. 

[Manwell Pablo]

Get Oli on it. 

 

On Tinder?

 

That Ginger Wizard would clear up, the rest of you would be left crying into your Samsung Galaxys. 

Edited 17 July 2014 by Manwell Pablo

[Mike Oxlong]

Not entirely sure how to break it to you lads, but I suspect on average the mirror in the back pocket I can see myself in your ass line is probably going to result in failure more times than it succeeds.

And any girl who did keep a mirror in her back pocket would clearly lack intelligence due to the obvious health and safety issues.

[Mike Oxlong]

What do I do with this beauty?

Yay or Neigh?

Is that Screaming Lord Sutch? Thought he was pushing up the daisies. Edited 17 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[Rincewind]

What do I do with this beauty?

Yay or Neigh?

I think it depends if you want to have tea or sex with her.