The Tinder Thread

[Simo86]

the absolute state of this, could be entertaining as I am a hot guy who likes fun oh and I'm well dirty.

YOLO

[Unabomber]

[ousefox]

wow

[ScouseFox]

cant think of anyone in the world who wouldve replied "yeah im sound for that time an place babe?" 

[Wymsey]

Sorry is the hardest word.

[Carl the Llama]

PM me her deets Una, think you've found the future Mrs Llama there.

[Finnaldo]

PM me her deets Una, think you've found the future Mrs Llama there.

 

You could just send in one of your pre-made videos 

[Stadt]

"Prob not" so there's a small chance?

[Wymsey]

Nicked from Elton John's songbook:

 

What have I got to do to make her you care?
What do I do when she lightning strikes me?
And to wake to find that she's you're not there

What do I do to make her you want me?
What have I got to do to be enjoyed heard?
What do I say when she's it's all over?
And sorry seems to be the hardest word

She's It's so strong, so strong
It's a mucky sad, mucky sad situation

And she's it's getting more and more hard obscured

It's sad hard, so sad hard
Why can't she we finish talk it over?
Oh, she it seems to me
That she sorry seems to be the hardest slag word 

Edited 26 October 2015 by Wymeswold fox

[Rincewind]

Romantic as ever.

[Jattdogg]

Maybe Lisa is a fox talker playing the game well gents. If not duck and dodge una.

[HowardsBulletHeader]

The problem is you probably don't even need to make any effort to get it, swerve it. And by swerve I mean avoid like the plague.

I stand corrected hahahaha

[Unabomber]

She can't be real it's like my copy n paste jobs but a hundred times worse

[Merging Cultures]

She can't be real it's like my copy n paste jobs but a hundred times worse

Play the game, see what happens next

[EnderbyFox]

Any volunteers to be the older ugly guy?

[Finnegan]

Any volunteers to be the older ugly guy?

Got @@General Smuts written all over it.

[Merging Cultures]

Got @@General Smuts written all over it.

He's a younger guy..

And I wouldn't say ugly, more unique.

[Finnegan]

He's a younger guy..

And I wouldn't say ugly, more unique.

Older than UB.

And I know what he looks like, I'm just messing.

[General Smuts]

He's a younger guy..

And I wouldn't say ugly, more unique.

 

 

Got @@General Smuts written all over it.

 

 

As long as I'm ****ing blindfolded and can't tell the difference ...

[Merging Cultures]

As long as I'm ****ing blindfolded and can't tell the difference ...

I think you have to give as well as receive.

[General Smuts]

I think you have to give as well as receive.

 

 

For that reason I'm out.

[Jattdogg]

For that reason I'm out.

Out?....of closet and ready for sausage?

[StanSP]

give her to lamby

[Jattdogg]

give her to lamby

Second that

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

What the **** have I just read