The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

If only des in his day or smuts had matched her.

[Wymsey]

I think you have to give as well as receive.

[General Smuts]

If only des in his day or smuts had matched her.

I would have taken it too far and then bottled it last min

[Mike Oxlong]

Any volunteers to be the older ugly guy?

Soz. Just brushed my teeth.

[Unabomber]

Of course I get out of seeing bond to see she's posted a moment of a **** off dildo.

[SystonFox]

Scenes

[cambridgefox]

She would probably shite herself if you steamed in and said"right you dirty little slutbag,your about to meet the ass master" if not game on Una.

[cambridgefox]

Of course I get out of seeing bond to see she's posted a moment of a **** off dildo.

So Lamby was involved then!

[General Smuts]

So we're all in agreement then - Una should give it a crack? Someone start a public poll.

[Finnegan]

You only live once, quit being so repressed.

[Mike Oxlong]

So we're all in agreement then - Una should give it a crack? Someone start a public poll.

If she's that active I doubt it'll be a crack.

More of a chasm.

Edited 27 October 2015 by Mike Oxlong

[Guest Mee-9]

So we're all in agreement then - Una should give it a crack? Someone start a public poll.

 

What if she's eyeing him up for the 'ugly guy' part of that story. 

 

Go First. Close your eyes, get the blowy and yeah. Run out. 

Edited 27 October 2015 by Mee-9

[EnderbyFox]

It's not gay unless your wangs touch 

[General Smuts]

So the new lass at work has taken to setting me up with one of her mates. They range from hairdresser, 35 - desperate to first officer, 20 - prone to three ways and will only go out with me if I'm ok with her ****ing other girls.

I didn't hear any of the other options because these two are winners. Although I have no idea what a first officer is. Can't wait to find out.

[Finnegan]

Ask her if you're allowed to **** other girls too.

[Unabomber]

Got a date tonight, hope it goes as well as my last one @loveday and not as bad as the one before that.

[Wymsey]

Got a date tonight, hope it goes as well as my last one @loveday and not as bad as the one before that.

 

Hope no one who you aren't expecting comes in and disrupts you again.

Edited 27 October 2015 by Wymeswold fox

[Unabomber]

I know this girl so no awkward moments hopefully.

@@Lovebomber

That could be a thing love bombing her.

[Stadt]

I think you should try some real life wymeswold lines

 

 

 

 

like:

 

 

needs a wash

Edited 27 October 2015 by Wookie

[Unabomber]

I think you should try some real life wymeswold lines

You really need a wash imo.

[Jattdogg]

Ask her if you're allowed to **** other girls too.

Very important question that needs answering. Remind her that you too are a lesbian.

[Stadt]

You really need a wash imo.

i beat you to it with the edit

[ScouseFox]

Haha does anybody feel in the slightest bit guilty for taking the piss out of a girl who's probably lovely, albeit monstrous physically??

Nah, **** the fat bitch. 

what i love most about this thread is it's stance towards sexism

[Mike Oxlong]

So the new lass at work has taken to setting me up with one of her mates. They range from hairdresser, 35 - desperate to first officer, 20 - prone to three ways and will only go out with me if I'm ok with her ****ing other girls.

I didn't hear any of the other options because these two are winners. Although I have no idea what a first officer is. Can't wait to find out.

Sounds like you've cut a ready made threesome there.

I assume you've negotiated a cut and blow or wash and finish.

[General Smuts]

Sounds like you've cut a ready made threesome there.

I assume you've negotiated a cut and blow or wash and finish.

 

What is getting cut?