The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

That Lisa just posted a moment so could actually be real?

[cambridgefox]

i know I think in strange ways( no I'm not in prison) but am I the only one that sees an ass like that and thinks ,everyone has diarrhoea on the odd occasion and an ass like that might cause some suction on the seat ,I'm thinking about the mess.its like not flushing toilet roll down the pan in Greece,it's a game of Russian Poolette.

Might send that one to Viz Russian Poolette.

Bollocks it exists already but means something different.

Edited 30 October 2015 by cambridgefox

[The Quick Brown Fox]

i know I think in strange ways( no I'm not in prison) but am I the only one that sees an ass like that and thinks ,everyone has diarrhoea on the odd occasion and an ass like that might cause some suction on the seat ,I'm thinking about the mess.its like not flushing toilet roll down the pan in Greece,it's a game of Russian Poolette.

Might send that one to Viz Russian Poolette.

Bollocks it exists already but means something different.

To be fair though if she wanted to diarrhea on my face I think I'd let her.

[AKCJ]

russian poolette has had me in stiches lol

[Merging Cultures]

Russianpoon.net

[Unabomber]

 

 

e z game

[HowardsBulletHeader]

e z game

"Yu-sexy-ting", so obvious but still really got me laughing.

[StanSP]

i want to know what sounded bad

[FireFox]

How she still hasn't unmatched me I will never know. I might try this more though, quoting from British TV as lines for American women.

[Voll Blau]

Tinder Like Johnson, love it. 

[StanSP]

she must really, really, really like you

[ScouseFox]

ask her to be your camilla 

[Unabomber]

"Yu-sexy-ting", so obvious but still really got me laughing.

Absolute gold

[Unabomber]

i want to know what sounded bad

she mentioned low salaries in Taiwan.

sounded bad

[General Smuts]

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/lad-goes-on-boring-first-date-ruins-any-chances-of-a-second-thanks-to-his-mates

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/lad-goes-on-boring-first-date-ruins-any-chances-of-a-second-thanks-to-his-mates

 

To think someone's sad enough to make that up and share it with the LAD Bible for LAD points makes me want to give up

[Unabomber]

To think someone's sad enough to make that up and share it with the LAD Bible for LAD points makes me want to give up

at least none of the shit in here was made up, nedrys declaration of love after 1 date aside.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

at least none of the shit in here was made up, nedrys declaration of love after 1 date aside.

 

And Tince Bond

[Unabomber]

@douse

[General Smuts]

To think someone's sad enough to make that up and share it with the LAD Bible for LAD points makes me want to give up

I'd love it to be real and it's exactly the stupid shit I'd've done at uni.

[IsItMuzzy]

To think someone's sad enough to make that up and share it with the LAD Bible for LAD points makes me want to give up

Was probably on Reddit first where the 'LAD' Bible get 90% of their stuff from

[Benguin]

Just matched a Swedish bird, always wanted one on my cv! Fingers crossed this works!

Edited 30 October 2015 by Benguin

[Unabomber]

Just matched a Swedish bird, always wanted one on my cv! Fingers crossed this works!

looks hot

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

share the pics then benny

[Unabomber]

Well guys, my final DEN update! (I'll still be around the thread for the laughs of course).

 

I have indeed #DoneaDes; Me and Abi are now 'in a relationship'

 

Over the course of Saturday night to Sunday night the following things happened (in no particular order): I have now had extended conversation with her mum and we get on well, she has met my parents (who love her), we went to Bradgate for an afteroon, we went to dinner and she actually bought mine to compensate me all the fuel I've spent driving, we've told each other that we love each other, we're official on Facebook, I got lucky (3 times), she cried when I had to come home last night, and she stole my jumper to wear when she's missing me.

 

So yeah, all in all, probably the weekend of my life 

man