The Tinder Thread

[hebangsthedrums]

19 is too young for me as a 28 year old right?

 

I can't get over the fact I'd been to Wembley 3 times before she was born.

 

Half your age plus 7 is the rule so 21 is your lower limit...

[Unabomber]

Half your age plus 7 is the rule so 21 is your lower limit...

Oh shit i've been forgetting to add the 7. 

[hebangsthedrums]

You're 32 right? Otherwise get prepared to pull a Kingy face in prison 

 

Oh shit i've been forgetting to add the 7. 

[Jattdogg]

Im 35. So typically that means 24.5 but lets be honest if a fit 21 year old woman wanted to know then im going to be an adult about it and donate.

[Mike Oxlong]

19 is too young for me as a 28 year old right?

 

I can't get over the fact I'd been to Wembley 3 times before she was born.

Could both chat about where you'd like to lose your cherry.

[Mike Oxlong]

Half your age plus 7 is the rule so 21 is your lower limit...

The older you get the better it is. If you're 100 you can hook up with someone 43 years your junior.

Result!

[General Smuts]

Could both chat about where you'd like to lose your cherry.

I always imagined it would be with the Laura 23 of my dreams under the stars in the back of a Nissan Micra (sunroof open). Edited 5 November 2015 by General Smuts

[Mike Oxlong]

I always imagined it would be with the Laura 23 of my dreams under the stars in the back of a Nissan Micra (sunroof open).

I'm disappointed for you if she doesn't see it the same way.

Sunroof open on the Micra surely seals the deal.

Edited 5 November 2015 by Mike Oxlong

[Bayfox]

100/2 = 50

+7 = 57 so therefore 43 years your junior

Yeah misread the post. Hence the removal.

[Stadt]

Yeah misread the post. Hence the removal.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

I'm 28 as well Smuts and I have (had) a 21 rule come in to effect on my last birthday, but when the 20 year old that is hurting for a squirting comes a knocking morality becomes secondary. Point is 19 is fine.

[Unabomber]

tinder is delivering atm

 

 

[richardsfoxes]

Marry her now Una. 

[RedSoxUK]

What kind of conversation is it, when you're talking about black managers being sacked on Tinder?

[Mike Oxlong]

Shame he got the boot. Ordering a Huddersfield manager bacon sandwich just won't be the same anymore.

[StanSP]

What kind of conversation is it, when you're talking about black managers being sacked on Tinder?

 

a successful one. 

[Stadt]

She didn't reply with "what?"

Keeper.

[Vardinhio]

Someone has to use this for timder from the how was your day thread:

 

At the West End Centre there were some students from DMU. I was sittting at a table and some Chinese girl sat opposite and started chatting. She said she was studying finance and was in her final year. She was asking how to improve her English as she felt it was not that good. She asked if I had children and how I spent my time. I don't think she was chatting to attract me so to speak more that she felt safe with me. She said England was cold compared to China  but it was cleaner. There is no smoking ban there.

There was a Docfilm showing as part of the Homeless Film Festival. Poison Flower. If you get the chance to see it do so.

[Rincewind]

Someone has to use this for timder from the how was your day thread:

Please don't.

[Unabomber]

too late 

[ScouseFox]

way too late

[Merging Cultures]

She didn't reply with "what?"

Keeper.

Wot?

[cambridgefox]

I always imagined it would be with the Laura 23 of my dreams under the stars in the back of a Nissan Micra (sunroof open).

cont......just so she gets some fresh air I'm not an animal,I might take her gag off her if she promises not to scream.Those rope burns look sore.

[cambridgefox]

Genuinely surprised that THEBIGJOHNSTEADER has never posted on this thread.

Really dont; get the TBJS,there are some really clever people on here regards to being funny.Saying big dogs cock isn't one of them.Not a dig it's just not my thing.

[Mike Oxlong]

Really dont; get the TBJS,there are some really clever people on here regards to being funny.Saying big dogs cock isn't one of them.Not a dig it's just not my thing.

Agreed. Trying to get a cheap laugh out of the male genitalia is simply not funny.