The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Just in the qob on my own and who walks in on a date?

@@Miquel The Work Geordie

How the tables have turned.

This is the thread that just keeps on giving.

 

 

 

Seems as if you've been on loads of dates in past month or so imo.

 

bad o imo

[Unabomber]

[ScouseFox]

haha i really hope youve half grafted to get her to agree to a date and then put that 

[Unabomber]

Can't stop laughing at how rinced she got

[ScouseFox]

not much in life better than proper rincing a bird imo

[Unabomber]

Deffo @@ScouseFox

[EnderbyFox]

That's up there with my favourite post in this thread so far

 

Can just imagine her optimism at receiving a date offer only to be 100% rince pied. Fantastic stuff 

Edited 13 November 2015 by EnderbyFox

[Finnaldo]

That rincing of Kenille floored me. Absolutely savage.

[Wymsey]

Just spat out my tincture tea reading that.

[General Smuts]

Out tomorrow with the new lass from work. We're seeing the boyband Five at a Uni club. Can't wait to see Des again.

I'm too old to type that sentence let alone live through it.

Got disaster written all over it. Utter shambles

Already half cut and we've been out of work for an hour. Five don't start until midnight. This is going to shit quickly.

[Unabomber]

what a legend 

 

 

having a back an forth with a nice bird, except her back to my forth takes like three days each time. bizarre. it's basically a sound, normal conversation but before every reply she sends me we have to wait like two or three days. progress could take a while here. might have her number circa 2019. 

how's this one going douse? @@ScouseFox

[ScouseFox]

how's this one going douse? @@ScouseFox

 

ive left it ready to set up to hint we should go on a date by asking her if she's ever been my favourite bar aka please say no aka so we have to go 

 

now to wait another aba 4 days for a reply

[Unabomber]

ive left it ready to set up to hint we should go on a date by asking her if she's ever been my favourite bar aka please say no aka so we have to go 

 

now to wait another aba 4 days for a reply

Rince her pal

[Stadt]

Pie her face

[GeorgeTheFox]

does anyone know what that weird gritted teeth emoji means? is it positive? I just imagine anyone who uses it pulling a massive gurn 

[Unabomber]

does anyone know what that weird gritted teeth emoji means? is it positive? I just imagine anyone who uses it pulling a massive gurn

Girls use it as a positive.

[GeorgeTheFox]

Girls use it as a positive.

I'll add that to the ever-growing list of things I don't understand about women

[Rincewind]

Only women understand women.

[HowardsBulletHeader]

Only women understand women.

Nah, I'm sure half the time they don't even understand themselves.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Scouse an Wookie no date central

[Stadt]

Scouse an Wookie no date central

I swipe right continuously and only match with 5/10s and it crushes me

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I swipe right continuously and only match with 5/10s and it crushes me

seriously tho post interestingly pls

[LutterworthLCFC]

Only women understand women.

And most of them hate each other!

[General Smuts]

Horrorshow.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

What happened gen smuts