The Tinder Thread

[EnderbyFox]

Did they not do Keep on Movin'? @@General Smuts

[ScouseFox]

was it really a 5ive tribute band with des as abz 

[Basildon Fox]

Horrorshow.

No chance of slamdunking the funk on her then?

[General Smuts]

1. There was only 3 of em and Des was a no show

2. Tried all night not to hit on the 19 yr old. She had other ideas.

3. She just left. I probs won't have a job come Monday

Turns out I have game I didn't know I had.

[Unabomber]

#rinced

[Rincewind]

Go for it.What she lacks in taste she makes up with being easily pleased.

Edited 14 November 2015 by Rincewind

[General Smuts]

Una is having far too much success on the #rince

[Unabomber]

Go for it.What she lacks in taste she makes up with being easily pleased.

haha I just got rinsed.

Una is having far too much success on the #rince

If i'm getting this much success imagine how much success rince must get in real life delivering these bangers first hand.

[Unabomber]

1. There was only 3 of em and Des was a no show

2. Tried all night not to hit on the 19 yr old. She had other ideas.

3. She just left. I probs won't have a job come Monday

Turns out I have game I didn't know I had.

I don't get it.

 

So you tried to not hit on her but she wanted you to? Then you left? Now you got no job? 

 

Sounds like you got rinsed.

[General Smuts]

I don't get it.

So you tried to not hit on her but she wanted you to? Then you left? Now you got no job?

Sounds like you got rinsed.

I work in a small office so sexing up another one of the staff is a terrible idea. I was trying to be a gentleman and just have a good night seeing everyone's fave five bad boys with the power to rock you. She was all over me like I was Brad Pitt spouting Rinceys poetry.

My willpower held out for 8 or 9 gins till about 3am until I realised I'm a 28 year old horrible gargoyle man slug and she's a 19 year old with an arse like the Loch Ness Monster. That thang is mysterious.

[StanSP]

I work in a small office so sexing up another one of the staff is a terrible idea. I was trying to be a gentleman and just have a good night seeing everyone's fave five bad boys with the power to rock you. She was all over me like I was Brad Pitt spouting Rinceys poetry.

My willpower held out for 8 or 9 gins till about 3am until I realised I'm a 28 year old horrible gargoyle man slug and she's a 19 year old with an arse like the Loch Ness Monster. That thang is mysterious.

So you hit it or not?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just applied for First Dates imagine the bant

[GingerrrFox]

Just applied for First Dates imagine the bant

#FirstDatesLikeRince

[Stadt]

mtwg will get on first dates and she'll look like stan

[casablancas]

A revelation. This is all !

[StanSP]

mtwg will get on first dates and she'll look like stan

eh?

[General Smuts]

So you hit it or not?

Yeah I did. She's back round this afto as well. I'm a terrible person.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

 

 

#smutsed

[General Smuts]

I love that you didn't even copy and paste. You typed that out and missed a word.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Not about that copy and paste life, boibayyy

[General Smuts]

Not about that copy and paste life, boibayyy

It's those minor imperfections that I love most about you sweetcheeks xoxo

[Stadt]

eh?

Can't stop scorin

[ScouseFox]

Go for it.What she lacks in taste she makes up with being easily pleased.

 

hahaha rincedddd

 

Just applied for First Dates imagine the bant

 

this would be great hope you get it 

[Unabomber]

[Rincewind]

Kamikaze pilot?