The Tinder Thread

[Jattdogg]

Might as well start off by saying nice shoes lets fawk.

Edited 18 November 2015 by Jattdogg

[General Smuts]

What the f are you supposed to say to 19 year olds in texts? I know nowt about Miley Cyrus or One Direction and all I know about Taylor Swift is that I'd like to do sex on her and that Trouble is a banger.

I just keep typing out the full names of emojis to further highlight how much older I am.

That's definitely the right move I reckon. Tongue out emoji.

[Unabomber]

Just don't text her.

[cambridgefox]

Ive been reading Unas conversations on a Tinder in the office at work.They were soiling themselves.MD has a plane so enjoyed that one.

[General Smuts]

Just don't text her.

I've got some war stories ready to go for the Christmas do. Some are so ridiculous they'll seem like I've gone full Tincy.

[Tincy]

I've got some war stories ready to go for the Christmas do. Some are so ridiculous they'll seem like I've gone full Tincy.

Love it when I get name dropped

[ScouseFox]

tince searches his own name in the search function at least thrice a day

[Facecloth]

Love it when I get name dropped

It's never for a good reason

[General Smuts]

tince searches his own name in the search function at least thrice a day

Doesn't everyone?

[Tincy]

It's never for a good reason

My work here is done

[SystonFox]

My work here is done

Your "work"?

Man what a smack head

[Des.]

Una still pulling numbers

[cambridgefox]

Una still pulling numbers

and his knob,or am I judging him on my own standards!

[Stadt]

I reckon des wears full leicester pyjamas

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

 

hahah good post mtwg

Edited 19 November 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[General Smuts]

'I'd love to send you a dick pic but my zooms not working'

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'Sometimes I think about how Anne Frank never got to see the second act of Home Alone and that makes me sad. I'm sensitive like that.'

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These gems got lost on page 169 thanks to Laura, 23. Don't think I ever used them either.

 

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[Unabomber]

 

Rincewind has changed the game. Too easy now. Dont: even have to talk, they just talk to themselves.

[Tincy]

I think society needs to take a long look at itself and ask why so many people feel beyond hope. I've been there, I pray I never fall back there. It's becoming more and more common because society in general has become more selfish. Shame on us. I hope the people saying that he's attention seeking never have to deal with hardship or mental illness. They would change their tune pretty sharpish.

[Unabomber]

I think society needs to take a long look at itself and ask why so many people feel beyond hope. I've been there, I pray I never fall back there. It's becoming more and more common because society in general has become more selfish. Shame on us. I hope the people saying that he's attention seeking never have to deal with hardship or mental illness. They would change their tune pretty sharpish.

Stop trying to make yourself famous by me using this piece of shit line to hook some digits.

[Tincy]

Stop trying to make yourself famous by me using this piece of shit line to hook some digits.

I've got enough of my own digits kidda

[Unabomber]

Lamentor still kills me

 

I didn't even know he put this till you put this, man so funny.

and his knob,or am I judging him on my own standards!

yeah man deffo am. Prob is I dont; know what to do with these numbers, literally once I get the number the convo ends I post on here and that is it. I kinda feel bad for a bit but then get over it and rince someone else. 

Edited 20 November 2015 by Unabomber

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

o no in love again c u l8r las

[Stadt]

I think society needs to take a long look at itself and ask why so many people feel beyond hope. I've been there, I pray I never fall back there. It's becoming more and more common because society in general has become more selfish. Shame on us. I hope the people saying that he's attention seeking never have to deal with hardship or mental illness. They would change their tune pretty sharpish.

You're such a lamentor

[kyleolly]

I didn't even know he put this till you put this, man so funny.

yeah man deffo am. Prob is I dont; know what to do with these numbers, literally once I get the number the convo ends I post on here and that is it. I kinda feel bad for a bit but then get over it and rince someone else.

Keep going una reading the tinder thread is the highlight of my day I layed in bed this morning and read the misses one of rinces poems she was like putty in my hands afterwards.

[Mike Oxlong]

Fvckin hell, I like Rince but I never saw him as an aphrodisiac.