The Tinder Thread

[Grandad.]

Sexy is such a 90s way of describing their partner.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Sexy is such a 90s way of describing their partner.

 

Or a Leicesterpool way

[Stadt]

Or a Leicesterpool way

Certainly

[Grandad.]

Not entirely sure how to break it to you lads, but I suspect on average the mirror in the back pocket I can see myself in your ass line is probably going to result in failure more times than it succeeds.

 

I will have some success with it, minimal but some form.

 

u wot

 

[Grandad.]

Just matched Luci, 19 (thought maybe a little young for me at 23 but what the hell..)

 

Thought she was, a face up close pic because you know she's a biggun.. Look!

 

 

BUT.. SHE ISN'T!

 

 

Pleasantly surprised. 

 

Make up artist as well, so she will be thick as **** and I reckon from the sounds of it so far a filth bag.

[Merging Cultures]

Sexy is such a 90s way of describing their partner.

 

Haha! That's about right! What do the kids say these days then?!

 

I'm not giving you guys w@nk bank material by posting a pic of my stunningly beautiful wife!!

[Simo86]

Sunburn I imagine. 

I got him some factor 50 as a leaving present 

[Simmo86]

Just matched Luci, 19 (thought maybe a little young for me at 23 but what the hell..)

 

Thought she was, a face up close pic because you know she's a biggun.. Look!

 

 

BUT.. SHE ISN'T!

 

 

Pleasantly surprised. 

 

Make up artist as well, so she will be thick as **** and I reckon from the sounds of it so far a filth bag.

 

Looks like she's storing food in those cheeks.

 

Still very decent mind.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Looks like she's storing food in those cheeks.

Still very decent mind.

I'm sure she'll have room for some extra meat

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Them be nut gobblin cheeks imo ffs fml x

[The Blur]

Pics

Cue a buzzer_b gif.

Edited 17 July 2014 by The Blur

[Grandad.]

Them be nut gobblin cheeks imo ffs fml x

She seems a sound girl to be fair so far.. Still time for her to take offence or become a crazy.

As it stands I will be trying to finger her.

[Unabomber]

I wonder how many matches girls have.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

She seems a sound girl to be fair so far.. Still time for her to take offence or become a crazy.

As it stands I will be trying to finger her.

I read the first part then scrolled down to reveal the last sentence, squash everywhere in my gaff

[FrankieADZ]

I wonder how many matches girls have.

depends if there as picky i guess.....

[Mike Oxlong]

Haha! That's about right! What do the kids say these days then?!

 

I'm not giving you guys w@nk bank material by posting a pic of my stunningly beautiful wife!!

Pm me some noodies for my still life art club?

[Merging Cultures]

Pm me some noodies for my still life art club?

 

PM sent, but I am not sure why you'd want to draw a picture of noodles.

[Mike Oxlong]

PM sent, but I am not sure why you'd want to draw a picture of noodles.

Wow, you were right. Great tits.

Where's the noodles?

Edited 17 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[Buzzell]

Cue a buzzer_b gif.

[Merging Cultures]

Edited 17 July 2014 by BaltimoreBlue

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Laura, 23 is seriously making my winkle feel things now

[Unabomber]

Is she rude (kinky) or good personality?

Edited 17 July 2014 by Unabomber

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

A bit of both and its a heady cocktail mon frere

[General Smuts]

Bahahahahaha. What a description.

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[General Smuts]

I ****ing love Nutella!!!

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