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The Tinder Thread

By SOCCERROO FOX, in General Chat

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cambridgefox

cambridgefox

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THAT PIC

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When you quote"Stan u turn me" is that in a gay way.Not worried just ( bi) curious.( good use of brackets again CF)

No one,I repeat no one start begging Una" this thread won't be the same if you delete it".......well done Llama you spitting bstard.

Had a houseful last night and someone mentioned Tinder,no excuse needed to show snippets of this thread.Soiling their panties they were.

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Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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-Hey thanks for the match, I barely use tinder so I'm not all that sure how this works

 

-i dont think theres much 2 it u no

 

-Ah, cool. So where are you from

 

-look fox in the birstall box you need to pipe  down i seen u looking at my linked in profile and tbh i aint in the mood if u come my house again i will call the rozzers and u will spend the night in broadmarsh because i aint having it so dont let me seen u around again

 

-Okay, okay! I was only asking, please don't call the authorities.

 

-yh well ext time its gonna b more than words so make like a grizzly and BEAR it in mind

 

_Let me make it up to you, how about dinner at that Byron Burger place in the Highcross?

 

-luk freek i dont want no burger and i dont want to seen u u men r all the same

 

-If that's how you feel?

 

-well yh it is so keep out my life and let me live how i want stop suffocating me ur always suffocating me

 

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Women, mate. Can't live with em, can't cheat on em.

 

 

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERY1

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Miquel The Work Geordie

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- hey so u feelin rouff?

- lollll yh kinda una wbu ?????

- I have felt better! So how come you're in Leicester

- lmao u pest jus fancied an east mids night out

- yh east mids is good tbqh

- I enjoyed mesen an it was of course nice 2 meet u una ;-)

- haa loool yeah good to meet u too imo we should go on A date

- sounds good bae! Where u thinking stood muffing

- skipton has a carrot museum we could go, looks pretty cool

- u sayin I like a carrot una? Lmaaaao ;----)

- haha maybe ;(

-looooool

- so how about it?

- sorry una I have just found out that I am dying by x

- Oh ;(

- yh it sucks but ur a nice guy you'll find some1!!!!

- Oh piss off Andrea u ho

 

Una ain't actually banned he dead I found this transcript hidden in fantastical online cyberspace

- hey Bonita how u u don't look like u r from around here!!!

- yh I ain't uno I am from Havana Cuba

- Oh cool I have never been is it warm and do you all like to party

- o we like to party air if you catch my drift as it were

- r u talkin about alcohol and sexual practices bonita

- yh I am Cuba till I die

- wow I am simply staggered what A women

- hehe u funny uno so what's ur home address?!??!

- my address is [ removed for data protection purposes ]

- o I no that estate pretty upmarket annd some good pubs 4 that retreat we crave

- yh I enjoy it fairly peaceful tho sometimes I can get lonely

- I will come to the aforementioned address specified an keep you company

- Oh cool for cuddles and spooning and that

- unfortunately not una I am the member of a prominent and violent central American drugs cartel and plan to use you as a decoy when trafficking drugs

-  lol ur a joker c u in 5 bonita

- hehehehehe yh c u then

Hate to say it lads but it doesn't look great on paper

 

FUNNILY ENOUGH I HAVE THE ONLINE TRANSCRIPT OF THIS EXCHANGE AS IT CONTINUED LATER INTO THE EARLY HOURS OF THE NIGHT AND TO BE HONEST IT SHOWS SMUT IN A V V GAY LIGHT, EVEN GAYER THAN ME AFTER I CRIED SOLIDLY FOR A WEEK THAT EVERYONE LEFT ME FOR THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

 

- hey bae its me smuts from earlier with the pear tee

- ohhhh hey smut hows u lolllll that t was so funny ahahaha

- yh i no that why i reference it as i was making reference to somethin u found funny earlier 

- haha yh it was pretty funny

- so any way u enjoy LOGFEST that we went to that runs june 6th - 9th at Skelmersdale town hall?

- it was alright thanks seen all my fave acts like G4 an another level but without dane

- yh another level without dane were v v tight great performers

- lollll smuts u saying you found men v tight?!

- i appreciate performance and the objective beauty of the male form but no i dont find them physically attractive i am 110 persen a flaming heterosapien

- lollllllllll smut u make me laugh ;-------0

- hehe yh i no

- i find it so cute wehn guys say hehe

- hehe oh u cutie

- wot can i say i use rimmel london an maybeline so i got that london look ;----)

- haha maybe i can see your london eye ;(

- wot do u mean ay ;--------------)))))))

- i mean your fadge an your honeyed lining

- oh smuts u r so naughty!

- smut by name smut by nature imo tbqh

- hehe i like it

- im so horny

- me too smuts ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;--)

- tell me u want me

- i want u smutty

- say it

- i want u ;p

- tell me what u wanna do to me im close im so close

- well what i'd really like to do with you is incite racial hatred in suburbian bedfordshire oh man that gets me off

- ;o

 

as said didnt wanna divulge tbqh but demand has made me buckle, sorry den but its for your own good iam typing with one hand atm not because of wanking but eating a cornetto

 

- hey hows u its me dirty den off ft

- hey den so hows ur day an whats ft?

- my day has been alright thanks mainly been spent doing admin as usual and ft is the family forum designed for families and the voice of the fans 

- o i h8 admin lollllll an sounds cool i actually have an account under the name frany104 but dont post mainly lurk an see other posts

- yh admin is pretty tedious so we have something in common i can see myself fallin 4 u Bernice 22 !!!! You should post more too its real good family fun

- lmto som1's keen aint they ay

- lifes too short ill sleep when im dead rip paul walker

- yh but still maybe calm down a little lollll but a good attitude to have an u seem cute

- ha cheers so anyway what do u do for fun outside the office B

- u might think am weird

- ha i dont mind takes all sorts to make a world B

- wel what i enjoy outside of work is findin an eating soiled nappies from biffa bins but they specifically gotta be biffa sourced naps

- sounds pretty good i never judge anyone by their interests least u aint borin!

- yh 2 true i also love house music an ibiza

- oh cool i love beefa 2 had some cool nights there

- yh lollll wanna live out there or napa an jus chill 365 days a year lmao

- sounds cool so whats your plans 4 the weekend

- going nap huntin fri night then puttin them in the slow cooker over the weekend will probably be beatin my sick uncle in between he is such a arsehole

- yh we all have that annoying uncle!

- u aint like other boys den most ppl would be put off by a nappy eatin girl who beats her sick elderly relatives

- if anythin it makes me more found of you Bernice i think i might be in love with you ive never felt this connection before an i wanna protect you all the time

- awwww aint u sweet! so why do they call you dirty den lolllll

- jus a nickname aint it

- there gotta be a reason Delicious Den ;-))))

- ha well i think its because once i got so off my top i kicked a lampost an then was sick in a bin

- wow den thats next level i mean i fort some of my interest was weird but you are a different gear u make me sick an i do not want to meet u no more

- but B i can change, I'll work every day to be who you want me to be

- i cant do this den

- please B

- i cant den 2 much has happened

- i swear ill work to right my wrongs everyday

- i jus cant do it den

- i wanna eat nappies with you i dont wanna eat pampers with no one else

- sorry den my mind is made

- please B please

- sprry den ur a lovely guy but jus 2 keen an intense and i cant handle it im truly sorry

- please b

- im sorry den ;(

- f u then u nappy eatin ho

 

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