The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Smuts providing pics since he got called out on his non-existent previous match, I see.

[Facecloth]

Smuts providing pics since he got called out on his non-existent previous match, I see.

Neither are matches, he's still got the like/dislike options. He's trying to pull a Stan on us, the sneaky fecker!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Neither are matches, he's still got the like/dislike options. He's trying to pull a Stan on us, the sneaky fecker!

 

I know man, just meant in general; and who can blame him after the previous fiasco I call Smut-gate

[General Smuts]

I've literally only had that one phantom match and nothing since.

 

I'm even swiping right on the no photos!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You're gonna arrange a date with one with what you think is no photos and be flabbergasted when you find yourself having a drink with a blank white silhouette in a bar.

[Unabomber]

Mine's gone quiet too, it's all down to MTWG.

[General Smuts]

I'd take it right now with the kicking my self esteem is getting from this no match debacle!

[The Blur]

 

 

And you do not disappoint! How the fck this post has no rep points or positive responses is beyond me!  

[orangecity23]

I have a match. High pressure scenario, it is quite possible that she is the only Tinder lady in a 20 mile radius who likes the look of me (or she's just a clumsy swiper). She's pretty too, to add to the pressure. Her names Charlotte and she's got 2 photos of her with her horse. I'm gonna open with 'Nice pics. What breed is your dog, it looks very tall?' I'll let y'all know how this pans out.

 

Screenshot already taken, so when this all goes horribly wrong I can post it, so you can see what I've missed out on, in a 'Let's look at what he could have won' Bullseye style.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

And you do not disappoint! How the fck this post has no rep points or positive responses is beyond me!  

 

Because it's that gorm that nobody with anything approaching humour likes. Rather eat a sperm sarnie than rep that

Screenshot already taken, so when this all goes horribly wrong I can post it, so you can see what I've missed out on, in a 'Let's look at what he could have won' Bullseye style.

 

Watch and learn, Smuts. You and your made up ghostie match

[General Smuts]

Help me Orange City you're my only hope.

[orangecity23]

Help me Orange City you're my only hope.

 

I have no idea how I got this match Smuts. I think it might entirely be down to the fact I left my phone on full flipping volume ringer when I went to bed, tempting the universe into delivering me a sods law match at 1am that woke me up.

[Haydos]

I have a match. High pressure scenario, it is quite possible that she is the only Tinder lady in a 20 mile radius who likes the look of me (or she's just a clumsy swiper). She's pretty too, to add to the pressure. Her names Charlotte and she's got 2 photos of her with her horse. I'm gonna open with 'Nice pics. What breed is your dog, it looks very tall?' I'll let y'all know how this pans out.

 

Screenshot already taken, so when this all goes horribly wrong I can post it, so you can see what I've missed out on, in a 'Let's look at what he could have won' Bullseye style.

Solid opening line.

[Unabomber]

I did something similar with a girl who had a pic of her with a calf (baby cow) and said "the pic with the goat swung it for me" problem was I actually thought it was a goat.

[orangecity23]

Found this on memebase. Could be a solid opener for those who like to be brave in a first message

 

[Beliall]

[FoxesAreBlue]

I'm using that immediately - I'll let you know when I crash and burn

[Merging Cultures]

Found this on memebase. Could be a solid opener for those who like to be brave in a first message

 

 

My wife says this is funny and you all should give it a go.

[General Smuts]

My wife says this is funny and you all should give it a go.

 

I JUST WANT THE CHANCE

[Merging Cultures]

I JUST WANT THE CHANCE

 

. From reading this thread, I believe all you have to do is go on a swipe right fest! (and a photo of una as your profile pic!)

[General Smuts]

I swiped right to a picture of Rodrigo Palacio and still no ****ing matches!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Rome wasn't built in a day, Smuts - be patient or you're gonna end up on the Howler Express - next stop, your inbox

[orangecity23]

Smuts - you need a carrot and an electric motor

 

[Unabomber]

I don't wanna sound ungrateful (out of respect to Smuts) but I just got a match and she looks exactly like the troll face.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

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