The Tinder Thread

[Merging Cultures]

I don't wanna sound ungrateful (out of respect to Smuts) but I just got a match and she looks exactly like the troll face.

Humble brag, terrible shag.

[StanSP]

Neither are matches, he's still got the like/dislike options. He's trying to pull a Stan on us, the sneaky fecker!

 

I wasn't trying to pull anything! I just thought immediately of 'have take a pic for the #TinderLadsonFT'.

 

Anyway, 'swipe right fest' hasn't worked. Girls are still racist. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Tell me about it Stan, the amount of times I've been called a "honky" on this app is bordering on pornographic

[StanSP]

Tell me about it Stan, the amount of times I've been called a "honky" on this app is bordering on pornographic

 

At least girls talk to you.

 

[Unabomber]

There seems to be no middle ground here, it's either all or nothing.

[Mike Oxlong]

Smuts, think positive. Somewhere there is a girl dominated forum. They have a tinder thread. Your pic is trending on it. They are discussing you. Hopefully not in similar terms to how we have referred to the munter with teacup. You are in their minds. It is only a matter of time before you are in their love tunnels. Inwards and upwards for St George and FT!

[Buzzell]

PICS PICS PICS PICSB PICS PSIC PICS PISC PSIC SICS

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW WON OWN OWN WON NOW!!!

[Unabomber]

[FoxesAreBlue]

Just been chatting to a solid 3/10 - was chatting very pleasantly about her horse - out of the ****ing blue the slag unmatched me!

[LCFC31]

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What a weird face.

[Mike Oxlong]

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She's gonna bin you.

Is it Jimmy Hill's daughter ?

[Unabomber]

Just been chatting to a solid 3/10 - was chatting very pleasantly about her horse - out of the ****ing blue the slag unmatched me!

Well you know what they say about girls with horses.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Well you know what they say about girls with horses.

The way you say that makes me think I should but I don't and I feel bloody stupid now!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

What a weird face.

 

But at the same time - attractive, yes?

[Unabomber]

The way you say that makes me think I should but I don't and I feel bloody stupid now!

Me neither I was hoping you knew.

[Des.]

lol

[StanSP]

But at the same time - attractive, yes?

 

Yes. It's the chin.

 

Something to aim for. 

[Merging Cultures]

Yes. It's the chin.

Something to aim for.

Or something to rest your balls on.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Me neither I was hoping you knew.

[Nalis]

Someone do one with the lines from Angels with Dirty Faces in Home Alone 1/2.

Start off with a little 'Acey says you got my money' then a little 'You been schmooching everyone.' 'Boney Backs, Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg, I could go on forever baby' etc etc...

[Simo86]

Just used the charity concert line on Sam, 22. I'll let you know the results

[Unabomber]

And so it has happened.

Let's see if she actually replies to you!

[Simo86]

Hahahaha brilliant

[StanSP]

You should both use the same line. See if she mentions it and see if she gets freaked out.

[Simo86]

You should both use the same line. See if she mentions it and see if she gets freaked out.

Too late Stan haha. I doubt she'll speak to either of us