The Tinder Thread

[Des.]

Nice to see this thread is still alive

[ScouseFox]

Who calls your student accomodation 'digs' apart from people in their late fifties

 

also what an anti climax for reaching page 500 gotta say pretty disappointed can we start again? mods? 

[Grewks]

id say gaff i call everything a gaff. my actual gaff, anywhere we're going, "we goin that gaff in town" "we kippin in your gaff" "what gaff yous in now lad we'll come for a pint" 

 

 

Haven't heard them use gaff, mainly ken and occasionally digs...Always thought gaff was a cockney thing tbh, so you learn something new everyday.

 

I'm guessing you also use Ma for your mum?

 

 

 

Definetly recognise the 'lad' bit though, end of every sentence if it isn't already in it.

 

 

But could you explain the difference between lad and, what only sounds like, laaaaaaaaaah?

[ScouseFox]

yeah ma an da or me arl fella 

 

 

lad la lid kid ked all the same and all don't mean anything. they just go on the end of a sentence when you're talking to someone. 

 

 

"you want anything from the shop la"

 

"no lad" 

 

"alright lad i'll be back in a bit lad"

 

"sound ked" 

 

etc 

[Grewks]

yeah ma an da or me arl fella 

 

 

lad la lid kid ked all the same and all don't mean anything. they just go on the end of a sentence when you're talking to someone. 

 

 

"you want anything from the shop la"

 

"no lad" 

 

"alright lad i'll be back in a bit lad"

 

"sound ked" 

 

etc 

 

 

Yh ma and arl fella are always used.

 

 

 

My personal favourite has to be 'swerve' though.

 

"You going your lecture today?"

 

"Nah, i'm gonna swerve that lad".

 

 

 

Also like the 'Wool' insult, might have to think of one a similar insult for those who will pretend to be from leicester after we win the prem.

[ScouseFox]

yeah, swerve wools 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Page 500, madness. Well done everyone

[ScouseFox]

Well

Done

[Finnegan]

Four hundred ninety nine pages of Tinder, one page of Scouse for Beginners. Different.

[EnderbyFox]

Congrats all. 

 

Some good posting efforts here

 

[Rincewind]

I read 115 pages of this thread last saturday instead of doing work, brilliant stuff.

You could have been out getting laid.

[ajthefox]

You could have been out getting laid.

 

Dont; worry, I've got a missus.

 

Awaits the above being used as an opener...

Edited 18 March 2016 by ajthefox

[Finnaldo]

Completely forgot about this, I was going to put in on but the thread was pretty dead.

Edited 18 March 2016 by Finnaldo

[Unabomber]

[EnderbyFox]

[General Smuts]

Four hundred ninety nine pages of Tinder, one page of Scouse for Beginners. Different.

 

328 posts and zero matches. Them's are 2014 Des/Smuts numbers right there.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

date on Sunday, she is superb and knows the difference between your / you're but not holding my breath it'll go anywhere ladz

[Unabomber]

you and your sunday dates

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hopefully it goes well una

[Unabomber]

hope so pal

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Fingers crossed pal we'll have to go out again soon not seen you since a fortnight ago x

[ScouseFox]

a night out with una sounds cool, a night out with you... doesnt 

 

 

imo 

[Finnaldo]

a night out with una sounds cool, a night out with you... doesnt

imqho

[Grewks]

Some lucky asian bird is gonna get it tonight!

 

 

 

What a win!

[IsItMuzzy]

Define 'lucky'