The Tinder Thread

[FoxesAreBlue]

So many young, single mothers! No I don't want to be your babies new daddy - left swipe.

[Simo86]

So many young, single mothers! No I don't want to be your babies new daddy - left swipe.

Don't judge too quickly! Could easily be nephew's or niece's!

[Des.]

So many young, single mothers! No I don't want to be your babies new daddy - left swipe.

Was just thinking this myself, so many on here with 2 or 3 kids

[StanSP]

STAN HAS A MATCH!!!!!
 

[Simo86]

STAN HAS A MATCH!!!!!

 

PICS!!!!!

[StanSP]

Una's gonna be jealous. It's an Indian bird . Unless he's moved on to wanting someone who's not ethnic.... 

[Des.]

Not had a match for days

[SystonFox]

Bang tidy that Stanley.

What's your opener gonna be? How do you play this?! Haha

[StanSP]

I've played it safe and complimented her on one of her pics. I chickened out. She seems too nice for a dirty line . 

 

I've let you all down.

[Simo86]

I've played it safe and complimented her on one of her pics. I chickened out. She seems too nice for a dirty line . 

 

I've let you all down.

Get on that bottom step and think about what you've done!

[FoxesAreBlue]

Don't judge too quickly! Could easily be nephew's or niece's!

I ask them when matched.

Some say "my little star is the only man for me"

Edited 17 July 2014 by FoxesAreBlue

[StanSP]

Get on that bottom step and think about what you've done!

 

It's my first match. I'm allowed. 

[Simo86]

I ask them when matched.

That's alright then haha 

It's my first match. I'm allowed. 

Ok Just this one time haha

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Trip to the BOTTLE bank for stan x

[Tom17LCFC]

can't wait for stan to bump into his girlfriend on it.

[StanSP]

can't wait for stan to bump into his girlfriend on it.

 

then swipe left 'accidentally'

[Des.]

That feeling when you see a red dot in the top right corner only to realize your phone is dying and its not a match

[StanSP]

That feeling when you see a red dot in the top right corner only to realize your phone is dying and its not a match

 

I didn't know what a Tinder notification looked like so sometimes I'd check my phone and see a 't' in a bubble and get a glimmer of hope a beautiful girl has matched me. 

 

Only to realise that it's a Tapatalk notification instead.

 

Bad times.

[Mike Oxlong]

My experience of Indian dads is that they're not too partial to their daughters picking up men on the internet. If Anisha's dad finds her phone you're dog food Stan.

One day, puppy love, next day puppy dinner!

Good luck my friend.

[StanSP]

My experience of Indian dads is that they're not too partial to their daughters picking up men on the internet. If Anisha's dad finds her phone you're dog food Stan.

One day, puppy love, next day puppy dinner!

Good luck my friend.

Well aware of what Indian dad's are like given past/current experiences with their daughters.

Indian dad's of girls aren't too partial to their daughters having men anywhere in their life let alone on the Internet!

[General Smuts]

I fuvking hate you guys.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Grandad.]

Stan you bottler!!

[chuck'em]

Got a fairly decent match, pics to follow.

[ozleicester]

My wife says this is funny and you all should give it a go.

 

Ok - Whats her Tinder address? 

 

 

Edit - bonus, ive heard thats shes a bit sexy  

Edited 18 July 2014 by ozleicester

[Unabomber]

That's better, gonna need a good opening line on this one.