The Tinder Thread

[Merging Cultures]

That's better, gonna need a good opening line on this one.

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Looks older than 24.

[Unabomber]

Looks older than 24.

I know, a lot of girls on there look older than they say they are. I think she looks at least 30, i'm 25 and I look a lot younger than her.

[Mike Oxlong]

That's better, gonna need a good opening line on this one.

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She's a teacher.

Ask her does she do "A-levels"

[Unabomber]

She's a teacher.

Ask her does she do "A-levels"

That's silly.

[DennisNedry]

That's silly.

 

Why, because she probably wouldn't get the double entendre?

[Grandad.]

Luci with the big cheeks is going well. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

It's also going great guns with Laura 23; to the point I've stopped swiping, it's love. Una bags Emma 24 and we should hit a few joints in town on a triple outing

[Fox92]

Why do so many have pictures with tigers?

[Grandad.]

Why do so many have pictures with tigers?

 

It's sassy mate, slutty but classy. 

[Stadt]

Just caught up on this

My favourite thread.

[chuck'em]

I just had an actual child come up. She had the age set to 20 but was 13 at most.

[Facecloth]

I just had an actual child come up. She had the age set to 20 but was 13 at most.

This guys already swiped right!

[chuck'em]

They love that line.

That's not the 13 year old by the way.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Where'd you go from there Chucks Aneke?

[chuck'em]

Where'd you go from there Chucks Aneke?

'Best line I know. What's your favourite?'

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

someone call you nutella because that is smooth

[FoxesAreBlue]

Me too

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I'm on holidays in a rural part of Aus first thing I do is grab a frothie....I'm an Aussie after all 2nd thing I due is fire up tinder only chicks within 100km are young single mums or birds that will rob your house

[Guest]

Yes. It's the chin.

 

Something to aim for. 

Large resting place for balls.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Why do so many have pictures with tigers?

 

On a serious note I never match these people, I think it's cruel these majestic creatures are basically getting sedated day in, day out to make some cvnt money, a horrible practice and you've gotta be a certain type of cretin/idiot to take part in it. The idea these animals are hand reared and aren't drugged, just don't fancy being a Tiger, is such utter nonsense anyone who believes it should give their head a shake.

 

Anyway. On a more positive note I may have a pic to post after this weekend.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Blimey Steveo your experience last week has sure made you an angry guy

[Fox92]

On a serious note I never match these people, I think it's cruel these majestic creatures are basically getting sedated day in, day out to make some cvnt money, a horrible practice and you've gotta be a certain type of cretin/idiot to take part in it. The idea these animals are hand reared and aren't drugged, just don't fancy being a Tiger, is such utter nonsense anyone who believes it should give their head a shake.

 

Anyway. On a more positive note I may have a pic to post after this weekend.

 

I do agree with you.

 

But the bit I've highlighted is confusing me. I'm reading it as if you're saying you don't want to be a tiger?

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

 

I'd just flicked past a woman sitting on top of a dead deer with massive antlers, resting her gun between them with this massive grin on her face and it wound me up. I mean who the fvck is going to match her?

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

I do agree with you.

 

But the bit I've highlighted is confusing me. I'm reading it as if you're saying you don't want to be a tiger?

 

Haha, no I mean the Tigers acting like house cats just thinking to themselves 'well, I'm not going to bother ripping this rich idiots head off because well, why would I?' - it's just not natural.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

 

I'd just flicked past a woman sitting on top of a dead deer with massive antlers, resting her gun between them with this massive grin on her face and it wound me up. I mean who the fvck is going to match her?

 

i didnt know me mam was on tinder