The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Swiping right to lollies, I don't want to say you've hit a new low so I won't.

[orangecity23]

Probably not original but is your opening line going to be

" So why the long face?"

 I opened with "Nice pics. Your dog looks very tall in those photos, what breed is it?". Probably just confused her, and if she can't handle that low level of weird joke, there's no way she'd have been capable of dealing with my sense of humour

[General Smuts]

Swiping right to lollies, I don't want to say you've hit a new low so I won't.

I'm a man whose self esteem hangs on the precipice of despair here. If a lolly doesn't swipe right after Rodrigo Palacio didn't last night I'll throw a shot fit!

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[Unabomber]

 I opened with "Nice pics. Your dog looks very tall in those photos, what breed is it?". Probably just confused her, and if she can't handle that low level of weird joke, there's no way she'd have been capable of dealing with my sense of humour

She's not unmatched you though, try again with something conventional.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Sent. Cheers pal.

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[Miquel The Work Geordie]

DONT;

[Unabomber]

[orangecity23]

She's not unmatched you though, try again with something conventional.

True. Might give it another go if she shows up as online.

[General Smuts]

Una is fast becoming my hero. What ****ing pic have you got up to be rolling in these matches?

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[Unabomber]

Just my twitter pic (it's linked in my profile - buzzing for my impending new followers).

[General Smuts]

You look like Joey Essex got sideswiped by an 18 wheeler and you're nuts deep in sloots and I'm here looking like Ginola in his prime with my dick in my hand and shame in my heart.

[Unabomber]

It's a cruel world.

[FrankieADZ]

Just my twitter pic (it's linked in my profile - buzzing for my impending new followers).

dont go hoping for a load of big boobed followers...

Edited 18 July 2014 by FrankieADZ

[Unabomber]

dont go hoping for a load of big boobed followers...

Nah it's all about the lads on twitter and the broads on tinder.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

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Can't stop laughing at this, probably my favourite ever forum post x

[Tommeh]

Fantastic thread this, always knew my boy Loveday would one day rule the forum. We need a few gins soon man, been too long.

As for my tinder career, many good matches but yet to find anyone comfortably fluent in Partridge despite a few promising responses to my usual opening line of "Do you like Owls". May have to give Brent a run out on my next visit.

[Buzzell]

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Soooooo, were they burgers? Edited 18 July 2014 by buzzer_b

[Unabomber]

Fantastic thread this, always knew my boy Loveday would one day rule the forum. We need a few gins soon man, been too long.

As for my tinder career, many good matches but yet to find anyone comfortably fluent in Partridge despite a few promising responses to my usual opening line of "Do you like Owls". May have to give Brent a run out on my next visit.

Brent always delivers.

 

 

 

 

I say always...

[Haydos]

Someone try...

'Is your dad in prison?... Because of I were your dad, I'd be in prison'.

[Unabomber]

Soooooo, were they burgers?

Good question I just asked for proof.

She said no.

[General Smuts]

I know a cracking Owl Sanctuary

[Haydos]

I know a cracking Owl Sanctuary

Go on...

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Fantastic thread this, always knew my boy Loveday would one day rule the forum. We need a few gins soon man, been too long.

 

I'm doing it for all the fallen brothers of 09, mate. Name your date, I'll bring Laura 23 along - I'm always Steve / Robbie / Roy for a few Casino Ginny Neilsens

 

**Going this Werder effort with Journo and Dom if you fancy a voddy coke

Edited 18 July 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Buzzell]

Good question I just asked for proof.

She said no.

Cock teasing bitch.

[Unabomber]

Simo you got a response from Sam yet?