The Tinder Thread

[Simo86]

Simo you got a response from Sam yet?

Course not the frigid dyke 

 

 

 

 

 

[Simo86]

Got a few matches earlier.....let my mate open for me on one.....his line was "show me where you piss from"

I haven't had a reply, but she hasn't unmatched me

[Unabomber]

Course not the frigid dyke 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't wanna dissapoint you... 

 

 

 

 

 

[Des.]

I really must be an ugly bastard

[Unabomber]

I really must be an ugly bastard

Why you just seen my pic?

[Simo86]

Don't wanna dissapoint you... 

 

 

 

 

 

You had nothing either then....

[Unabomber]

You had nothing either then....

Had a "Hi Jonny! How r u?" or some equally mundane shit.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Someone try...

'Is your dad in prison?... Because of I were your dad, I'd be in prison'.

 

It's alright but it's hardly the line that gets the birds damp, is it aka:

 

"Don't; ask me for advice"

 

The female readership of the forum will increase tenfold with lines like that being bandied about

[Unabomber]

It's alright but it's hardly the line that gets the birds damp, is it aka:

 

"Don't; ask me for advice"

 

The female readership of the forum will increase tenfold with lines like that being bandied about

It's going to be my new go to of course.

[Buzzell]

I really must be an ugly bastard

Bloody hell Des, you STILL haven't found a match yet?! Bad times bro!

Edited 18 July 2014 by buzzer_b

[Des.]

Why you just seen my pic?

 

No not at all, I'm just venting

 

Bloody hell Des, you STILL haven't found a match yet?! Bad times bro!

It's difficult when they have to like your face before you actually get a chance to bottle a conversation

[Simo86]

Had a "Hi Jonny! How r u?" or some equally mundane shit.

Glad she's blanked me then.....

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

No not at all, I'm just venting

 

It's difficult when they have to like your face before you actually get a chance to bottle a conversation

 

My strikingly virginal post count doesn't correlate to my quite frankly demi-god like appearance 

[General Smuts]

Bloody hell Des, you STILL haven't found a match yet?! Bad times bro!

 

In the words of the Three Six Mafia - It's hard out here for a pimp

[Des.]

My strikingly virginal post count doesn't correlate to my quite frankly demi-god like appearance 

 

Clearly we are not all blessed

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I'd have thought you'd have had a match by now, Des Is More!

[Des.]

I'd have thought you'd have had a match by now, Des Is More!

I'm just not Des-tined for a match, it's Des-perately depressing and ultimately a Des-aster

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

alright dont kill it

[Des.]

alright dont kill it

Fine fine

[Unabomber]

Don't grab the cock if you haven't got one ready.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Don't grab the cock if you haven't got one ready.

 

*Don't;

[Simo86]

Just matched with a state! Swiped right cos I thought it was the other one in the pic

Hit me with some openers boys....

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just matched with a state! Swiped right cos I thought it was the other one in the pic

Hit me with some openers boys....

 

Don't; ask me for advice

[Unabomber]

*Don't;

*Dont;

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

*DON'T;