The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Gonna be stricken with disappointment if you dont; use the dont; line here, Simo

[Des.]

you and des need to go and sit in shit bio corner

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

We're tryna help here, Des. Surely you must've had one match?! (pics)

[Des.]

We're tryna help here, Des. Surely you must've had one match?! (pics)

Nope, at present my match box is empty

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Stan got a match and his bio was "I sniff hair (all types)"

 

He'll furiously deny it when he's online though to maintain his clean cut image but don't listen, bloke's madferrit

[Buzzell]

We're tryna help here, Des. Surely you must've had one match?! (pics)

I reckon he has, he's just not sharing. He's not a team player.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Nope, at present my match box is empty

 

Time to start liking the silhouettes and bigger gals, think of it as a pre-season warm up

[Unabomber]

How many matches do you have MTWG?

[General Smuts]

New options then;

 

'I put the 'c' in canal to ruin all the fun'

'Just threw a recyclable in the bin if any of you ladies are looking for a badboy'

'Homeless people just don't get inside jokes'

'They're not sex dolls, they're sex action figures'

[Buzzell]

No not at all, I'm just venting

It's difficult when they have to like your face before you actually get a chance to bottle a conversation

Confidence brahh.

[Des.]

I reckon he has, he's just not sharing. He's not a team player.

 

How Dare you!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

How many matches do you have MTWG?

 

Only 68 (I'd say 60% are alright-to-good, some "power round" efforts in there that I'd rather not mention), been unmatched a fair few times through being a bit of an offender, mind

 

Bet you've topped the tonne and I dread to think how many simo's got with his dog photos, the old rascal

[Simo86]

Only 68 (I'd say 60% are alright-to-good, some "power round" efforts in there that I'd rather not mention), been unmatched a fair few times through being a bit of an offender, mind

 

Bet you've topped the tonne and I dread to think how many simo's got with his dog photos, the old rascal

Woah woah woah there's only one dog photo

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've seen plenty of dog photos on there RIGHT FELLAS

[Buzzell]

How Dare you!

#PRAYFORDES

[Facecloth]

I've seen plenty of dog photos on there RIGHT FELLAS

#Lad #Topbanter

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

gwed mtwg on fire since 07

[Simo86]

Just hit Jo, 35 with "No it isn't a gun, and yes I am pleased to see you".

Amazingly it seems to have got her attention!

[General Smuts]

'I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to **** ME'

[General Smuts]

'Did you poop a virgin? ‘Cause that shit is tight.'

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

smuts you're making me feel uncomfortable please stop

[Unabomber]

On for 200 tonight. The two hundredth is getting a Ken special.

Edited 18 July 2014 by Unabomber

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

DONT;

[General Smuts]

But I have all these great lines and no one to use them on.

[Unabomber]

But I have all these great lines and no one to use them on.

I know bro and it is killing me (serious) I wish you could have my bins.