The Tinder Thread

[Simo86]

I know bro and it is killing me (serious) I wish you could have my bins.

Cracking humble brag

Edited 18 July 2014 by Simo86

[Facecloth]

I know bro and it is killing me (serious) I wish you could have my bins.

He's tried getting your bins, they don't want him!

[General Smuts]

I've made those bins my home.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've not swiped since falling in love again on Wednesday night, what have I become

 

I'm a fraud, a ****ing fraud

[Simo86]

I've not swiped since falling in love again on Wednesday night, what have I become

 

I'm a fraud, a ****ing fraud

You need to man up and get your balls back from her back pocket!

[orangecity23]

No matches, but some more comedy profiles.

 

First, another contender for 'Owners who look like their dogs'

 

And also found Col City Fan's profile

[Facecloth]

Lianne is only 28?!?!?!?

[cambridgefox]

Has anyone even met or god forbid shagged anyone yet?

[orangecity23]

Lianne is only 28?!?!?!?

She probably made a mistake when converting from dog years

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You need to man up and get your balls back from her back pocket!

 

HELP ME

 

No matches, but some more comedy profiles.

 

First, another contender for 'Owners who look like their dogs'

 

And also found Col City Fan's profile

 

I was gonna say that dog looked like redknapp then scrolled down and the leathery old ballbag was there hahahahaha. she's definitely a "scottish 28", tough paperound old Lianne

[orangecity23]

Lianne's an intensive care nurse in Nottingham, so she's probably 'Seen some things' that put years on you. Must be a bit like being in M.A.S.H.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Lianne's an intensive care nurse in Nottingham, so she's probably 'Seen some things' that put years on you. Must be a bit like being in M.A.S.H.

 

Yeah, like Forest fans.

[Simo86]

Has anyone even met or god forbid shagged anyone yet?

Yes and yes

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Has anyone even met or god forbid shagged anyone yet?

 

Like Simo, yes to both (only up North though as explained early in the thread). Hopefully this one I'm currently grafting on yields results

[Des.]

I have a match...

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

GWON DESMONG

HAHAHAHA that was a genuine accident desmong i am ****ing roaring here ahahsdln snd., sd.,s,.ad,asd

[Facecloth]

Get in there Des! She's nice.

Now for ****s sake don't just say "Hey"

Edited 18 July 2014 by Facecloth

[Kinowe Soorie]

No matches, but some more comedy profiles.

 

First, another contender for 'Owners who look like their dogs'

 

And also found Col City Fan's profile

She has more wrinkles than the dog!!

[orangecity23]

re ahahsdln snd., sd.,s,.ad,asd

Need to fix your salt key mate

[Des.]

Get in there Des! She's nice.

Now for ****s sake don't just say "Hey"

she actually opened the conversation, must be a full moon

[Unabomber]

"Accidental Desmong"

 

 

Doesn't correct it. 

 

[Simo86]

HELP ME

You need to just carry on tindering even if you think you've found the "one"!

I'm texting a bird at the moment but it won't stop my tinder action until it says I'm in a relationship on facebook

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You need to just carry on tindering even if you think you've found the "one"!

I'm texting a bird at the moment but it won't stop my tinder action until it says I'm in a relationship on facebook

 

God, I love you

"Accidental Desmong"

 

 

Doesn't correct it. 

 

 

!

[Simo86]

she actually opened the conversation, must be a full moon

Des is going to go missing just like Steve did..........

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Keep us posted Des, this has lifted the entire forum x